» Cringe!

Oh what a glorious morning
Having lurked for over 4 years and only posted 1 message I though I'd better increase my posting average, particurly as I often wake up in the middle of the night cringing over this thought...

As a boy I used to sleep in quite loose pyjamas. Morning routine was to get up, go downstairs and get breakfast before showering etc.

As quite an early developer I was totally unaware of such things as erections and consequently also unaware that I was walking downstairs and in to the front room with a raging tent (of steadily increasing proportion of course) in my 'jamas each morning.

The day I realised, I nearly died at the thought that I'd walked down to breakfast with a throbbing hard on each day.

If you're ever sat with me and I suddenly go quiet and red it's becuase that thought has just popped in to my head. Kinda like losing the game. But worse. Much worse.

Length? Ask my mum.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2008, 16:03, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Hmm tastes loverly
1) As a scout, sharing a tent with 5 other lads, one of which (Smag) was obsessed with wanking. So much so that he felt the need to have a wank in said tent at night whilst we were all in our sleeping bags. Now we didn't believe that he was actually doing it, we just thought he was bluffing and left him to it. That was until he suddenly stopped and meekly said "Padge... erm... have you got a tissue... i've just come" And still we didn't believe him... until he took his hand out of his sleeping bag and showed us the evidence. Horrified??? Doesn't even start to desribe it.

2) Me this time... on holiday in a caravan with family once. Whilst the rest of the family were in the front room, I though I'd knock one out in the room. So, lied on my back I did do. Went to clean up afterwards and couldn't find a tissue, sock, piece of clothing, bed cover.. you name it. Nothing. So there was only one way to get rid of that then. Gulp... mmm yummy.

3) And finally another time on holiday I decided to pass some time in the bathroom... and the fucking hotel maintainence guy came to change the lock on the other side of the door. Didn't stop me tho, but I bet he changed the lock preddy damn quickly after he heard the shuffling/breathing on the other side of the door.
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 1:24, More)

» Festivals

DOWNLOAD 2008 ...
... the guy with the whip.


Waiting for one of the bands on the second stage, we could see a large cirle of people had gathered around a clearing, and people were chanting. Sort of like when there was a fight in primary school. We moved a bit closer and saw a guy wearing leather body armour with a big fuck off whip. His mate had already been whipped to shreds (on the back, front, legs, cock and balls. Literally all over). He was offering people to stand up and be whipped to see how hard they weren't. I witnessed quite a few big metallers crying that day. I stood taking pictures, naturally.

CFB - NSFW:


(Tue 9th Jun 2009, 13:26, More)