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male 27
Aberdeen
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» Scars with history
scars
My left hip has a scar where they removed bone to fill in the hole where a chunk of bone used to be in my lower leg. My left knee has a 4 inch scar where they put a metal bar in twice down through the marrow to hold the whole lot together and there are loads of screw holes in my knee and ankle. My right leg has everything below the knee missing and the requisite scars you get from having your leg cut clean across like a sunday roast. I was knocked down by a Mr Magoo style red light jumper whilst standing onst pavement....musn't grumple though. still fucking gorgeous.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 13:39, More)
scars
My left hip has a scar where they removed bone to fill in the hole where a chunk of bone used to be in my lower leg. My left knee has a 4 inch scar where they put a metal bar in twice down through the marrow to hold the whole lot together and there are loads of screw holes in my knee and ankle. My right leg has everything below the knee missing and the requisite scars you get from having your leg cut clean across like a sunday roast. I was knocked down by a Mr Magoo style red light jumper whilst standing onst pavement....musn't grumple though. still fucking gorgeous.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 13:39, More)
» Job Interviews
jobstart
A whole day of interviewing a poorly turned out collection of apathetic "job seekers" the job club had sent along to us was enlivened when, after persuading the candidates to sit down round a table; the head of the Jobclub announced " I will have to speak loudly as someone has set off the Burglar Alarm across the road"......"It wasn't any of you lot was it???"
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 19:03, More)
jobstart
A whole day of interviewing a poorly turned out collection of apathetic "job seekers" the job club had sent along to us was enlivened when, after persuading the candidates to sit down round a table; the head of the Jobclub announced " I will have to speak loudly as someone has set off the Burglar Alarm across the road"......"It wasn't any of you lot was it???"
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 19:03, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
fat little apprentices
My chubby little apprentice was messing about trying to put a screw into an appliance...sheer frustration at the time he was taking to perform a simple task forced me to elbow my way past him to pick up the screw he inexpertedly kept dropping on the floor. I stood up all pissed off and superior and cracked my head on an open cupboard door. He laughed and I punched him.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 2:04, More)
fat little apprentices
My chubby little apprentice was messing about trying to put a screw into an appliance...sheer frustration at the time he was taking to perform a simple task forced me to elbow my way past him to pick up the screw he inexpertedly kept dropping on the floor. I stood up all pissed off and superior and cracked my head on an open cupboard door. He laughed and I punched him.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 2:04, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Vomit
After a works night out which included a big meal and loads of red wine, jack daniels and a spliff I got a lift home from a friend of a friend in his dads brand new Green montego Estate. I puked all over the car, the window my jacket and the seat belt and I didn't tell him until he found it the next morning. Needless to say I didn't really care cause it wasn't my car and I hardly knew the bloke. Serves him right for driving drunk folk about on a friday in a shit car instead of getting drunk like everybody else.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 21:51, More)
Vomit
After a works night out which included a big meal and loads of red wine, jack daniels and a spliff I got a lift home from a friend of a friend in his dads brand new Green montego Estate. I puked all over the car, the window my jacket and the seat belt and I didn't tell him until he found it the next morning. Needless to say I didn't really care cause it wasn't my car and I hardly knew the bloke. Serves him right for driving drunk folk about on a friday in a shit car instead of getting drunk like everybody else.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 21:51, More)