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(edit) this is what happens should you ever leave your account logged on somewhere else :


HELLO I'M TYRONNE AND i FORGOT TO LOGOUT , THEREFORE , DAMION WAS ABLE TO SNEAK ONTO MY PROFILE AND LEAVE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE LOGGING ME OUT FOR MY OWN SAFETY. ALSO , I (TYRONNE) R RUBBISH AT HALOS.
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Old b`stard who like`s a drink.....
oh and if any poor sod wants to talk to me...you can use icq..891016
or yahoo or msn messenger using my wonderful email which is....tyronneAT(donrforget to change the AT to @)blueyonder.co.uk


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*****Ohhh Nooooooes! I left myself logged in! ***********************************

I have been with the love of my life now for almost 18 months and its the best time of my entire life...

Recent front page messages:

A early post by Friz
gave me a idea...

(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 12:56, More)

Remember...
give generously or the bear gets it...

(Fri 19th Nov 2004, 10:34, More)

now
who was the father....


click to biggify..
(Wed 22nd Sep 2004, 15:59, More)

Flying
cake !!..where?

a front page !! many thanks :)..have not had one of them in ages.
(Wed 19th May 2004, 16:51, More)

Shakespear
has tried to sex up hamlet...


(Wed 18th Jun 2003, 7:56, More)

I
was just having a look at how far fetched some of de vinci`s ideas were for the time....and I never realised just how far reaching his ideas were....


(Sun 15th Jun 2003, 8:15, More)

whose
to say the peoples of easter island did not have their own superheroes....


(Sat 7th Jun 2003, 14:46, More)

Really
does take the mystery away...


(Wed 21st May 2003, 19:05, More)

And
now live from the sand dunes on some god forsaken place....


edit - Did`nt think it would make the frontpage...nice thing to come home from work to see :) many thanks.....
(Thu 17th Apr 2003, 20:52, More)

Seems
to be the bandwagon for doing this ...so as i`m too tired to spaz and see if its been done...heres alf...


Edit - Thanks...always nice to be frontpaged :)
(Tue 8th Apr 2003, 7:46, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Useless Information

Due
to the time dilation effect in the Einstein rules of relativity,if you travelled faster than the speed of light away from Earth and then returned 10 years later - Ant and Deck would still be on fucking ITV all the fucking time.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 21:37, More)

» Toilets

The
toilet stories you just could not make up occur at the place I work.The times in the traps you find half eaten cream cakes/sandwiches and yogurts.Then there are the varieties of things which are attempted to be flushed away,they include such delights as bananas,melons,pineapples,spuds,pumpkins and the pinnacle of impossible to flush away regardless how many times you try is of course the legendary chicken.
However it pales into insignificance when you take the time someone went to dry there hands on the air blower and upon moving the nozzle down to dry their hands,they found themselves to be holding a shit which some nice person had taken the effort in not only giving birth to but making sure it was nice and warm.
(Sat 3rd Sep 2005, 13:39, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Someone
smashed into my car on the way into work last night,car was a complete write off and so I guess that counts as a inappropriate crush.
(Tue 3rd Oct 2006, 11:59, More)

» Shit Stories

While
in the 5th form at school, I was coming home on the bus while suffering a horrible stomach bug.As the bus got to my mates stop,my bowels just decided it was time to escape as quickly as possible.I grabbed my stuff and ran out to my mate and did the charlie chaplin walk to his place while shitting myself uncontrollably.Got to his place and his mum was really nice and would you believe it washed both my trousers and my now very messy underwear and then got a lift home into the bargain...of course I was then off for a bit while i recovered...

Also when I was about 4 on holiday in spain, there was this mock wooden american fort.My parents would wonder why there was a que of kids paying me a few pesetas to look into one of the fort rooms.Turns out that I had had a shit in their and was charging the kids to have a look..
And thats not even mentioning the time my mum wanted to take home a sponge she had found on the beach while on holiday in Tunisia,I mean how were we to know it was actually camel dung.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 3:56, More)

» Crappy Prizes

Years
ago the old supermarket chain `keymarkets` think they were bought out by safeway or something.Anyways they had this scratch card where you could win cash and cars and the like and scratching one of the cards I actually won on one of them and the prize was...........

a can of peaches.

Oh and thinking about it there was the blue peter badge I won for doing some picture about the lord mayors show in the late 80`s.Bastard thing is that it never arrived and i was very down hearted as my mum had spent ages drawing that cat from dick whittington.
There is also the lenny Henry live album that I won from swap shop.I say won but actually bought it from a 2nd record shop for about 50p but it has his signature on and `swap shop prize winner` sticker on it.
(Sat 6th Aug 2005, 18:16, More)
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