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Eeeeeeeek
I will put something worthwhile up here eventually.... honest
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» Clients Are Stupid
I work in a bar...
and the amount of story's of stupidity could quite easily out number any techy!
eg 1:
One night we have no draught soft drinks on due to problems with the mixer.
this was one hell of a night:
punter: I'll have a vodka and coke please
me: sorry we have no coke, or any fizzy soft drinks
punter: I'll have a vodka lemonade then please
(I lost count of the number of times I had this conversation)
eg 2:
me:sorry no smoking by the bar mate.
*me goes and gets drinks*
punter: did oy say nah smokin by tha bar?
me: yes mate
punter: where's your sign then?
me:right in front of you mate
*me picks up sign waves in face, puts back in same position in front of punter... looking smug*
me: besides I'm legally obliged to tell you under the numerous disabilities acts
eg 3:
punter: does it come with chips?
me: yup
punter: i'll have a portion of chips as well then please
me: eh?
thats just a few of the nightly antics!
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 22:38, More)
I work in a bar...
and the amount of story's of stupidity could quite easily out number any techy!
eg 1:
One night we have no draught soft drinks on due to problems with the mixer.
this was one hell of a night:
punter: I'll have a vodka and coke please
me: sorry we have no coke, or any fizzy soft drinks
punter: I'll have a vodka lemonade then please
(I lost count of the number of times I had this conversation)
eg 2:
me:sorry no smoking by the bar mate.
*me goes and gets drinks*
punter: did oy say nah smokin by tha bar?
me: yes mate
punter: where's your sign then?
me:right in front of you mate
*me picks up sign waves in face, puts back in same position in front of punter... looking smug*
me: besides I'm legally obliged to tell you under the numerous disabilities acts
eg 3:
punter: does it come with chips?
me: yup
punter: i'll have a portion of chips as well then please
me: eh?
thats just a few of the nightly antics!
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 22:38, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
had another prime example of people's lack of common gump
punter: "are you still serving food mate?"
me: "yea mate"
punter: "is there much of a wait"
me: *looks around empty bar*
me: "I don't think so but I'll check with the manager and chief if you want?"
as the famous line goes - "if it wasn't for the customers this job would be great!"
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 1:15, More)
had another prime example of people's lack of common gump
punter: "are you still serving food mate?"
me: "yea mate"
punter: "is there much of a wait"
me: *looks around empty bar*
me: "I don't think so but I'll check with the manager and chief if you want?"
as the famous line goes - "if it wasn't for the customers this job would be great!"
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 1:15, More)