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I'm a 25 year old Geologist, the only scientist in town, with a [great kiwi] shed. Live in New Zealand, sleep in my bed usually, and eat with a fork.
I ride this to work, EVERY DAY.
Swift-Man!
Oh yes.
I have these funny videos that are here.
I've even started a blog for some of the shit I make, as I do make rather alot of it.
But then, I do hate blogs.


How great is this, a bunch of broken images! I'll fix it later.
Nonny did this of me 8)
And this corker from Indole_Ring:


The Warlock Horsemen of Armageddon and Doom:


Snowman












Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammtical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.


How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Here is what that FP with the broken link was.

Recent front page messages:

It's RPS

(Sun 4th Jun 2006, 12:51, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Pet Stories

My cat, also called Jake, is scared of his own shit
Whilst myself and mother were hanging out the washing, with the feline escorts, Jake dug himself a hole in the freshly mowed grass and laid a cable. Like most cats do after finishing, he turned around to inspect, but something about it shocked him so much the leapt in the air and ran into the house.
He reacts the same to passionfruit.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 10:13, More)

» Mums

My Mum tried Marijuana once! =O
at a young age, and bless her socks she buzzed out so much the cat had to sit on her chest and tell her to keep breathing or she would have died.

My primary school was hosting talks about the dangers of ILLEGAL DRUGS, and she did us the favour of supplementing the usual cast of bubbly preacher drivel with a story from a trustworthy parent from the class.
May as well saved herself the trouble and named me Sue.
(Sun 14th Feb 2010, 10:40, More)

» DIY Techno-hacks

Oh, where do I start?
Well, just this morning I fixed a phone that had been dropped in water, dried, and now was constantly vibrating. I hacksawed the vibration motor out. I knew exactly where to cut because I used to have the same phone. I was mugged by a wave last New Year's Eve, and it washed up this year to provide one last service: blueprints, extracted at hammertime.
I'll post yesterday's DVD player antics tomorrow.
(Sat 22nd Aug 2009, 12:50, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

I might get some historical jargon wrong, but
My Great Grandmother, as a child, was an official non-royal friend of the Tsars children of the Russian Royal Family, just before the Russian Revolution. I am led to believe she survived, while the royals were all killed.
(Wed 9th Aug 2006, 0:35, More)

» Useless Information

Mars Attacks!
The only victim of martian attack was a dog in Egypt in 1911, it was struck and killed by a meteorite from mars.
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 5:33, More)
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