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Just doing my best to put the Rank back into Rank Amateur.

email and MSN are GAZable, I don't bite.

Mykey made Top Trumps:


baldmonkey made this for me:


and Enigmatic blessed me with a certificate:


And as for baldmonkey:



I bin abroad.

visited 27 states (12%)
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Best answers to questions:

» Best Graffiti Ever

At Newcastle Uni:
"Call me on xxx-xxxx for a good time. I'm eight inches long and two inches thick"

"... are you a ferret?"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 8:58, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Not me,
but I guy I know who couldn't afford new underpants when his old ones fell to pieces. So he just mended his old ones.

With a stapler.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 10:24, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Hahahaha Americans are so stupid hahaha
and they're all fat and waddle around invading people hahaha and they say "fanny pack" haha.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 12:16, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

My first boss
was dropping his kids off at school. Another girl got dropped off by her mother, and ran over to all her friends, shouting

"Guess what! I saw mummy and daddy having a bouncy hug in the greenhouse last night!"

The mother went crimson, the playground fell silent, my boss nearly literally pissed himself laughing.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:44, More)

» Devastating Put-Downs

At a management meeting
where I worked for my first job, the subject of recruitment was raised.

Adrian, a prim and proper gent a couple of years off retirement, decided to take a dig at Tim, who could be painfully rude and funny, by saying "We'd better not advertise in New Civil Engineer, because that's where we got Tim from."

"And if unless we want another Adrian, we'd best not advertise in Woman's Weekly" was his reply.
(Fri 25th Nov 2011, 10:07, More)
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