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Hi I'm Becky, the one with the rubbish username (don't ask)
I hate blogs and diaries because I have nothing to say... unless I'm saying it.
I'm pretty old, maybe even too old to be a b3tan but hey I'm young at heart and have a weird sense of humour - well you have to be to be a b3tan.
My web site www.maidenart.co.uk
The Fiend drew me this - thank you :D
Rev Jesse drew me a dragon he's so lovely and talented
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Hi I'm Becky, the one with the rubbish username (don't ask)
I hate blogs and diaries because I have nothing to say... unless I'm saying it.
I'm pretty old, maybe even too old to be a b3tan but hey I'm young at heart and have a weird sense of humour - well you have to be to be a b3tan.
My web site www.maidenart.co.uk
The Fiend drew me this - thank you :D
Rev Jesse drew me a dragon he's so lovely and talented
Recent front page messages:
"Your mother sucks jelly-babies in hell!"
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(Wed 1st Dec 2004, 17:23, More)
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(Wed 1st Dec 2004, 17:23, More)
Errr... ummmm... I... errrr... ummmm.. present... this errrr... thing... ummm
woo an fp - thanks everso muchly :)
(Sat 25th Sep 2004, 23:25, More)
woo an fp - thanks everso muchly :)
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» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
Remember fly paper - that sticky roll of paper you hang up and
flies, moths and wasp get stuck to it. Why have we never made a very big one of these to catch UFOs and hostile enemy stealth planes. Hang it from a very tall tower and see what we can catch. Proof of life from other planets could be just a sticky roll of paper away!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 0:19, More)
Remember fly paper - that sticky roll of paper you hang up and
flies, moths and wasp get stuck to it. Why have we never made a very big one of these to catch UFOs and hostile enemy stealth planes. Hang it from a very tall tower and see what we can catch. Proof of life from other planets could be just a sticky roll of paper away!
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 0:19, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
As a Home Carer for the Elderly many of my 'cilents'
(as Social Services like to call them - Old Gits is what I call them) are always doing and saying the most stupidest things. One day prior to the Bank Holiday I was asked if I minded going to the newsagents to get the old dear 2 copies of The Mirror. When I asked her why she required two copies she said "Just in case I can't get one on the Bank Hoilday!"
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)
As a Home Carer for the Elderly many of my 'cilents'
(as Social Services like to call them - Old Gits is what I call them) are always doing and saying the most stupidest things. One day prior to the Bank Holiday I was asked if I minded going to the newsagents to get the old dear 2 copies of The Mirror. When I asked her why she required two copies she said "Just in case I can't get one on the Bank Hoilday!"
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:56, More)
» Petty Sabotage
I like to hide weapons of mass destruction in
small countries to fool CIA satelite probes, then when the satelite has passed out of range I then quickly remove them. The hilarity that's caused by international uproar, it never gets old!
(Mon 9th May 2005, 11:17, More)
I like to hide weapons of mass destruction in
small countries to fool CIA satelite probes, then when the satelite has passed out of range I then quickly remove them. The hilarity that's caused by international uproar, it never gets old!
(Mon 9th May 2005, 11:17, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
A group of down-syndrome children are given a test by their teacher
"Now class whomever can clap their hands together wins this Cornetto."
The class all attempt to clap their hands to no avail and lots of arm waving this way and that. Until from the back of the class comes the sound "Clap... mmmmmghghhhhgg!"
"Ahah, Jonhny well done here is your cornetto."
to which Johnny promptly stick it in his eye.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:39, More)
A group of down-syndrome children are given a test by their teacher
"Now class whomever can clap their hands together wins this Cornetto."
The class all attempt to clap their hands to no avail and lots of arm waving this way and that. Until from the back of the class comes the sound "Clap... mmmmmghghhhhgg!"
"Ahah, Jonhny well done here is your cornetto."
to which Johnny promptly stick it in his eye.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:39, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What was Princess Diana's favourite brand of shampoo
"Head & Shoulders" they know because they found hers on the dashboard.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:33, More)
What was Princess Diana's favourite brand of shampoo
"Head & Shoulders" they know because they found hers on the dashboard.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:33, More)