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There might also be one in your shoe

My blog is frequently cited in Parliamentary debates | I have some pictures for sale too
(Tue 17th Feb 2009, 10:21, More)

My blog is frequently cited in Parliamentary debates | I have some pictures for sale too
(Tue 17th Feb 2009, 10:21, More)
More high-jinx with Messrs. Huntley and Cooper*

click for bigger | Buy really good pictures
* Allegedly
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 16:24, More)

click for bigger | Buy really good pictures
* Allegedly
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 16:24, More)
telecommunications explained

clicky READABLE
edit: thank you everyone :)
(Fri 26th Mar 2004, 12:00, More)

clicky READABLE
edit: thank you everyone :)
(Fri 26th Mar 2004, 12:00, More)
OK, I realise now it's probably just false perspective
but imagine how funny this would have been if it were real

(Sat 28th Feb 2004, 13:50, More)
but imagine how funny this would have been if it were real

(Sat 28th Feb 2004, 13:50, More)
it's the 25th annual RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch this weekend
here are my findings:

(Sat 24th Jan 2004, 19:35, More)
here are my findings:

(Sat 24th Jan 2004, 19:35, More)
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» Obscure Memorabilia
I rifle through graves
looking for parts to build and reanimate a human being, so I have Thora Hird's spleen.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:45, More)
I rifle through graves
looking for parts to build and reanimate a human being, so I have Thora Hird's spleen.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:45, More)
» Shoddy Presents
I'm pretty sure
last year at Christmas I received a free gift from a packet of Rice Krispies from my nan. In fact, I'm sure I did. She wrapped it up and everything. I was 23. I think she may well have lost her marbles completely. Having spoken to her last week merely confirms this.
It's not so much a case that it's the thought that counts, I wonder if she even knows she did it. It's a wonder she doesn't piss herself. More often.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 12:06, More)
I'm pretty sure
last year at Christmas I received a free gift from a packet of Rice Krispies from my nan. In fact, I'm sure I did. She wrapped it up and everything. I was 23. I think she may well have lost her marbles completely. Having spoken to her last week merely confirms this.
It's not so much a case that it's the thought that counts, I wonder if she even knows she did it. It's a wonder she doesn't piss herself. More often.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 12:06, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
why do you wrap hamsters in carpet tape?
so they won't split when you fuck them.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:36, More)
why do you wrap hamsters in carpet tape?
so they won't split when you fuck them.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:36, More)
» The Onosecond
I want to lick your cock all over, big boy.
Whoops!
(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:48, More)
I want to lick your cock all over, big boy.
Whoops!
(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:48, More)
» Little things that turn you on
Women who are cleverer than me.
As this doesn't narrow it down too much, not being able to run away is also a good thing. And women who are nice.
Nice is under-rated.
Any clever, lovely quadraplegic women who are interested, Hello.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 0:18, More)
Women who are cleverer than me.
As this doesn't narrow it down too much, not being able to run away is also a good thing. And women who are nice.
Nice is under-rated.
Any clever, lovely quadraplegic women who are interested, Hello.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 0:18, More)



