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» My Worst Vomit

Scuba
Was on holiday recently and had a day scuba diving. The instructor told us a story about two lads...

The night before they had been out and drunk rather a lot. But that morning they got on all their scuba kit - wet suit, air tanks, rebreathers, etc, and were happily swimming around under water, admiring all the fishes. Then one started to feel a bit ill and turned a bit green and he vomited under water through his rebreather and ended up swimming through a cloud of his own vomit - when his mate saw what happened he promptly threw up too. The plus side is that all the all the fish rushed up to them to eat their vomit for lunch so they got a nice close up view.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 16:22, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Worst Record Ever
It has to be MacArthur Park by Richard Harris - the lyrics (see below), the music, the anguish in his voice, it is all far too painful. What on earth possessed the man?

"MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!"
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 11:34, More)

» Pet Names

Not a pet...
But I have a toy donkey called Don Quixote...
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 12:19, More)