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RABID AUSSIE & PROUD OF IT...HATE POMS, DIRTY, LYING,THIEVING,INCOMPETENT, INCONTINENT,PUTRID FOOD,LAZY SHOP ASSISTANTS....Beer's OK, some Pubs OK.
GRRRRRRRRRRR !
Irish worse, twice they tried to kill me in Dublin, once with a maggoty beef(?)steak & once with a grilled (?) Salmon 6 weeks past it's use by date.
I started shouting, but they couldn't give a shit!.
I also had a Paddy copper point a Tommygun at me thru a cab window(open), during "the Troubles".
I was merely enquiring if perhaps he could accellerate the procedure, as closing time was nigh.
Here's a list of countries where I ate, but DID NOT SUFFER FROM FILTHY FOOD:
Hong Kong, Macao, India, Germany,Italy, Poland, Slovakia, Japan, China, USA, New
Zerland.
Anyhow, here's a ESSAY for u Mizzable POMMIES!, in the form of a stream of Conciousness penned whilst under the influence of...SUBSTANCES !!
655321
A BLOOMSDAY TALE...
HOW A BEGGAR MAY DO A PASSAGE THROUGH THE GUTS OF A KING.....or, Welcome to Australia!!!
How woldja liketa...
visit a land CHOCKFULL O' Snakes, Spiders, Wasps the size of PIDGEOMS, PIDGEOMS the size of AUKs (good luck for ever if a Auk dumps on ya) but a hellava drycleaning bill, too ! bad about the DoDo, Cat got his toung & Ratty got the Giblets!
million+ colonies of Argentininian Fire Ants, Leaches the size o'
Rattler snakes, Snakes thick like the size of Momma Cass's left leg
(if she were still alive), 2 Ton Buffalo WITH ATTITUDE & real good
eyesight !, Tasmaniacal Devils what lull ya too sleep at night with
their sweet serenades of Marsupial Love, Rivers chockablock with
GIANT Eeeels, dysenterrical bacteriums, seas brimfull O 'viscous
critters of every possible description what Nips, Bights, stings,
snaps, scratttches, chomps, fangs, squirts& spits (Mark Spitz in the Pool & Jimmy riddle does a WEE-WEE!!!), HANDS UP...alloyouse wat NEVVER PEEDINTHEPOOL ! Eh !! LIAR, LIAR, Pubes on FIRE !! saliva & Urine " the saviours of our nation" as the ad, goes, or indeed Swallows, of which the appearance of ONE only DOES NOT constitute proof of the arrival of SPRING ! an 0ld wive's tail' PLUMP & BUMPTIOUS, wheras a YOUNG WIFE is only interested in the PECKERING ORDER !!!
WHOLE,(with or without CONDIMENTS CONDOMS or CONDOS, depending on the
individual's sexual proclivities & orientations plus income, plus HIV
status, We got desserts (gritty variety) that stretch from HERE to
THERE and not a drop of water or a 7-11 in sight AND Gas comes in at
$12.44/Gallon (USD, NOT AUD !!!, & shitty rates of exchange (Those Bastards can smell a Sucker a mile away!!) annnnd... PLUS gratuities, unless you want 4
Flat tyres to negotiate the desert with, or at worst a pathetic
liddle plastic SPOON what snaps IN HALF whan ya dip in, then ya gotta
use yr pfingers or get a buddy to do DEEP_ TUNG 4 U Ha Ha Ha...
We got mountains high, we got mountaineers high (on ephedrine), we
got see, Sea to Snotgreen Sea , sea ? see, we got Beaches, we got sons 'o
Beaches, we got beach BUMS, & BUNS we got beach PUSSY, beach Dogs,
crapping allover,Fragrant Sun-Dried -TURDS with a twist of tapeworm caste as a garnish we got beach BUTT, we got the ALLOVERTAN '& the ALLOVERMAN, who follows the teachings of Zoroaster(who must think we ARE ALLBLIND, or purblind at least !) we got the SAND man who tans butt-up
so his teensie wieny liddle pecker don't show,we got the
"boysinthebandsand", where they stroll hand-in-hand, we got
the the sand-beached WAILS (from the F*king environmentalists, we got
National Parks, we got's Car Parks, we got BOB_CARR as Premier & MAIN
MAN of the Grand 'ol state of NEW SOUTH WALES, who taxes us to within a inch of the Ballot Box, we got WINE, we got
BEER, we got MAGGIE BEER in the Barossa valley coooking up
ROAST-STUFFED-PEASANT with BLUBBERY sauce, we got FISH, we got FOWL,
we got "underground mutton" we got
Air_Heads, we got birds of the air,we "unbutton_the Mutton",when was the last time
we saw a button unmuttoned ?? !! we ZIP thru now !!, never mind the
lights, RED/GREEN/BLUE we give & receive Head, we got Whiskey, we got
Plumb Brandy, we get Plum Drunk, we chow down on Kangaroosters,& Mr. Jap fangs the Wails, despite significant world-wide approbium (from Save the Wail.ORG), Wallabys, Wannabees, Couldabys, Soon to bees, Meant2bees, Nevertobees,
Neverbees, Bees in yr. bonnet, Wasps applied to yr. Titty-nipples to alleviate the symptoms of "La Peste", Itch-mites, Bitch-Tits, Cannabies, Pot-heads, Pissants, Descants Fire-ants, Ants-in
yr-pants, Up the ante, Anti-war, Steve Waugh (Famous cricketer),
Middle-East war, Waugh on Poverty (he is also a philanthropist as
well as swinging a bat !),the ladies say he got a bat like from a
Canada Sawmill !!!, Piss_YR_PANTS_LAUGHING !!Laugh out the other side
of yr. Face, faceache, shithead, Faeces_Features, like a Dog or a dieresis
returning to it's Dung, in Korea they eat Dogs, then they dung, man, in Vietnam they DONG, gimmy a Dong's worth o' Dung mate, & make it SNAPPY !
man eats Dung, Dog eats Man, Man eats Mutton, the Eternal cycle of Caprophagia, Macdonalds-ae-ooo!..Woofterman Punches Dung, scores Brown-eye in retaliation, Tit for Twat !Gastronomy as observed by
Gallileo Gallelei, then set to music in the style of a swiss Yodelling troupe, wearing Hoarse-Leather Fagotty-pants, & emphasising their PUDENDA with a Cricket-Box, scoffing their chocolate and applying USURERS rates to allprevious, current & Future transactions, all to the tune of the sphinter-puckering moist bellow of a Fluegelhorn chorus with cappellmeister encouraged by excessive consumption of Korean Brandy, In the Depths of the Temples throbbing in Xtacy, hollering their little hearts out and not a dry eye OR a Brown eye in the Temple-Bar House flavoured with Maple Surple, (or is it some sort of Synthetic rubbish OUTSIDE the Pure-Food act ?)
Dog Piss? naughty bits from the Civet Cat ? Eau-de waste not, want not!! the double-happy principle, the POOTER PRINCIPAL, It's NOT a bloody Cat anyway, It's related to the MONGOOSE, which in French means "MY GOOSE", go figure !!!, Fur & Feather, alltogether, Trans-genic BULLSHIT accompanied by a Foetid stench..sqeezing some smelly muck from his BOLLOCKS and Flogging it to the FROGS to brew up another batch of" EAU de Mongoose Smeg" to sell for USD 375.22 /Oz, HOW WOULD U LIKE IT WITH SOME KAFFIR out in the Mulga CALLING,... HERE Puss-Pussy...then shove his Pfinger UP YOUR JAXI, in the perfunctory manner of a Colo-rectal surgeon who then bites you for AUD 227.43 (GST-FREE) & hollers NEXT! !with another bizzare trans-gender Metaphor, GEE_SUSS!!!.. and yet another DIERESIS INGRATIATING ITSELF INTO THE NARRATIVE !
internal cycle of Life, essentially based on reciprocal motion of the "Pudendickal Portions",
(discounting the ORTHODOX Jellyfish, which practises strict Parthenogenesis,) thereby
avoiding "Flashing the rude bits!", the poor creatures have
no sense of FUN!, but oh boy ! there's billions of 'em out there, so
I guess it works for them! in fact, if you think real HARD...reciprocating & Oscillatiorial motion is the basis of PHYSICS... (especially at the Sub-micron level) which in turn is the basis for the UNI-VERSE !
Best taken finely sliced, with a sprinkling of Sesame oil.
Serve Cold as Hell, with a robust Hunter red & a small snort of Yippee !
2 BE CONTINUED, AS THE MUSE PREVAILS
feel free to add some U_self...
Howdy folks !
Wellcome to Dr. Hugh's Devil worship page!
Contrary to popular opinion, Satanic worship is a "Ton 'o Fun", unlike the "Micks" where Buggarising little boys is their prefered way of worship, the "MODERN SATANIST"(Regd. Delaware) is strictly HETEROSEXUAL AND PROUD OF IT !!!
Remember as little(?) kids we used to make "POOP PIES"....well why stop????we're still pooping (unless you've had the misfortune of undergoing radical colorectal surgery).
Instead of slinging our "fragrant Offerings" at each other,at the POOP4THE DEVIL site, we sling METAPHORICAL poo patties at the Non believers, the Winkers, Wankers & Think-Tankers, the Captains of chaos and all LEFT WINGERS !!!Commy poofters, FREE TRADE ADVOCATES and MONEY MARKET MANIPULATORS !!!!!!
BREAKING NOOSE !
Michael Mullet, (pron. MOOLAY) A Pitt street stockbroker got himself lost in the Great Sandy Desert East of Kalgoorie.
He was "salting a claim" with gold chips to boost the Float price of an upcoming offer (standard OZ procedure), when he found himself paralysed by some sort of "Tractor Beam"which drew him skyward...
Before he could shriek "bugger me up the butt with a Bandicoot"....he was drawn into a space ship......Get the drift....Avvago yrselves pomes WHOOOOO "Product kikkking in... shit!! phew..fucffft pppsrtu....pok m
UPDATE !!!!!
August 2004
Just got back from 6 weeks in US&A (Ca & Nevada)
Cheezers....does the Ca budget crisis show !!! SF is filthy, no money for street sweepers, trash, papers everywhere, countless derilects roaming the streets, and worse of all......PUBLICK TOILETS FULL OF BUBBLING,GREEN SHIT !!! Is this America ??????????
Rember the song? If you're goin' to San Francisco....
Take some BOG ROLL WITH YOU THERE....and do yr Dumps in the park !
Lake tahoe was FAB !. flopping around in crytstal clear water, warm as piss,and the surrounding mountains covered in snow....FABULOUSE !!
MOORE SCHOK !in Sacramento (or Shwartzniggerville)I saw a yellow box set in concrete in a magnificent park.
Said box labelled "PLAGUE TEST KIT"....SCHITE !!!.
Subseqent research back in OZ proved that the Marmots and Chipmunks in Ca. are active PLAGUE VECTORS via their FLEAS !!!...PHARQE....
GO PFIGGER !!!
UP DATE
AN ODE TO SELF-ABUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a masturbating man
and he does it when he can
It's out with his dick
and flick, flick, flick
he'll grope for his log
then flog, flog, flog
or reach for his joint
and it'll start to point
Then stroke the spoke
it's really no joke
he'll undo a button
and its out with the mutton
he'll pull the pud
till it feels real good
or beat at the meat
till he's soiled his feet
its out with his slug
and tug, tug, tug
strangling his dong
he can do no wrong
at tickling the peter
he's a world beater
and wrestling with the snake
she'll be jake
pulling at the putz
he's no klutz
he'll mash that marrow
in streets broad and narrow
He'll haul at the hawser
untill he's got nausea
his hands have got bunions
from jiggling the onions
he does it in the day
if it's all OK
he does it in the night
when he's out of sight
he'll do it in the summer
when the heat's a bummer
or do it in the fall
and have a ball
he'll do it in the spring
when the birds all sing
and do it in the winter
tho' his hand may get a splinter
He drops his pants
then does a little dance
up springs his tool
and begins to drool
he spits on his palms
then fondles his charms
jiggling his balls
won't take any calls
grabs it by the head
all swollen and red
hauling at the shaft
he begins to laugh
when its time to spray
he feels OK
with a great big squeeze
he shoots the breeze
with a jet of juice
he really lets loose
his stream goes high
right to the sky
he squirts his seed
at really high speed
He blows his wad
as he groans oh god!
he'll do it in an alley
and won't shilly shally
he'll do it in the flicks
over a packet of chips
or in a box of candy
so fine 'n dandy
on the back of the seat
thats really neat
with the patrons not watching
the carpet will be blotching
while taking in the I-MAX
he'l be reaching a climax
he does it underground
where he can't be found
in a subway crowd
when he's not too proud
he'll do it in the mall
where they're all appalled
or do it in the street
that's hard to beat!
in front of the girls
it'll straighten their curls
he does it on the freeway
where there ain't no leeway
with a car alongside
there's nothing to hide
his knuckles are a blur
at 100 K's per
He'll come in a shoe
when there's nothing else to do
he'll squirt it in the bin
or in an empty tin
or spit in the loo
after dropping a poo
or unload in the purse
of a hospital nurse
then fire a jet
into the linen cabinet
he'll leave a deposit
in a hotel closet
or soil the floor
at the coq d'or
and dribble his sauce
onto the main course
the chef''l be sick
as he uncoils his wick
he'll have a quick wank
in a high street bank
checking the rates
as he masturbates
asking for a mortgage
as his seed he disgorges
he'll apply for a loan
as he's straightening the bone
and look for the safe
as his cock he'll chafe
or a furtive toss
behind the boss
he'll cop a jolly
on the supermarket trolley
then have a little squeeze
on the milk and cheese
he'll say how are ya!
then spear a papaya
next pork a melon
they'll all be yellin'
or peel a grape
which he then will rape
he'll direct his dickie
to the buns and bikkies
open his flys
to the cakes and pies
or poke his head
into a loaf of bread
at the sausage and wurst
he'll do it till it hurts
at the honey and jam
It'l be wham bam ma'am
at the sauces and toppings
his gissum will be dropping
He'll plunge the glans
into the pork & hams
in the hardware store
he'll do it some more
while checking out the saws
he'll grind it in his paws
next to the drills
he'll empty his pills
then drain his nuts
into the pots and cups
then vent his eggs
at the clips and pegs
near the chisels and planes
he's at it again
in the gardening section
he'll achieve an erection
amongst the plugs and sockets
he'll fish it from his pocket
on the paint and varnish
he'll leave a garnish
on the pool chlorine
you'll see where he's been
on the paste and glue
you know what he'll do
on the nuts and bolts
he'll give it a few jolts
in the TAB
he'll do it with glee
then stroke his pet
while placing a bet
the manager looks pissed
as he pulls one off the wrist
kicks him up the bum
as he's about to come
hollers for a demon
as he's dribblin his semen
then voids a few drops
while waiting for the cops
when the fuzz arrive
he'll be doing hand jive
in the back of the truck
his fist he'll fuck
back in the station
he'll be masturbatin'
he flops it right out
then the pigs start to shout
so its down to the lockup
with his cock up
when they slam that door
he'll be making a claw
when it's time to face the music
he continues to abuse it
when facing the jury
he does it like fury
the judge starts to scream
but he's dropping his cream
as the jury yells jail!
he'll be tipping the pail
he shouts 'jection m'Lord!
with his hand on his sword
'stained! howls the beak
as his dick gets a tweak
overruled! yells the Plod3
but he's just blown his wad
the court is adjourned
but his weapon has firmed
so its out of the dock
with his hand on his cock
and into the street
where he starts to beat..........feel free to add some yourself !
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RABID AUSSIE & PROUD OF IT...HATE POMS, DIRTY, LYING,THIEVING,INCOMPETENT, INCONTINENT,PUTRID FOOD,LAZY SHOP ASSISTANTS....Beer's OK, some Pubs OK.
GRRRRRRRRRRR !
Irish worse, twice they tried to kill me in Dublin, once with a maggoty beef(?)steak & once with a grilled (?) Salmon 6 weeks past it's use by date.
I started shouting, but they couldn't give a shit!.
I also had a Paddy copper point a Tommygun at me thru a cab window(open), during "the Troubles".
I was merely enquiring if perhaps he could accellerate the procedure, as closing time was nigh.
Here's a list of countries where I ate, but DID NOT SUFFER FROM FILTHY FOOD:
Hong Kong, Macao, India, Germany,Italy, Poland, Slovakia, Japan, China, USA, New
Zerland.
Anyhow, here's a ESSAY for u Mizzable POMMIES!, in the form of a stream of Conciousness penned whilst under the influence of...SUBSTANCES !!
655321
A BLOOMSDAY TALE...
HOW A BEGGAR MAY DO A PASSAGE THROUGH THE GUTS OF A KING.....or, Welcome to Australia!!!
How woldja liketa...
visit a land CHOCKFULL O' Snakes, Spiders, Wasps the size of PIDGEOMS, PIDGEOMS the size of AUKs (good luck for ever if a Auk dumps on ya) but a hellava drycleaning bill, too ! bad about the DoDo, Cat got his toung & Ratty got the Giblets!
million+ colonies of Argentininian Fire Ants, Leaches the size o'
Rattler snakes, Snakes thick like the size of Momma Cass's left leg
(if she were still alive), 2 Ton Buffalo WITH ATTITUDE & real good
eyesight !, Tasmaniacal Devils what lull ya too sleep at night with
their sweet serenades of Marsupial Love, Rivers chockablock with
GIANT Eeeels, dysenterrical bacteriums, seas brimfull O 'viscous
critters of every possible description what Nips, Bights, stings,
snaps, scratttches, chomps, fangs, squirts& spits (Mark Spitz in the Pool & Jimmy riddle does a WEE-WEE!!!), HANDS UP...alloyouse wat NEVVER PEEDINTHEPOOL ! Eh !! LIAR, LIAR, Pubes on FIRE !! saliva & Urine " the saviours of our nation" as the ad, goes, or indeed Swallows, of which the appearance of ONE only DOES NOT constitute proof of the arrival of SPRING ! an 0ld wive's tail' PLUMP & BUMPTIOUS, wheras a YOUNG WIFE is only interested in the PECKERING ORDER !!!
WHOLE,(with or without CONDIMENTS CONDOMS or CONDOS, depending on the
individual's sexual proclivities & orientations plus income, plus HIV
status, We got desserts (gritty variety) that stretch from HERE to
THERE and not a drop of water or a 7-11 in sight AND Gas comes in at
$12.44/Gallon (USD, NOT AUD !!!, & shitty rates of exchange (Those Bastards can smell a Sucker a mile away!!) annnnd... PLUS gratuities, unless you want 4
Flat tyres to negotiate the desert with, or at worst a pathetic
liddle plastic SPOON what snaps IN HALF whan ya dip in, then ya gotta
use yr pfingers or get a buddy to do DEEP_ TUNG 4 U Ha Ha Ha...
We got mountains high, we got mountaineers high (on ephedrine), we
got see, Sea to Snotgreen Sea , sea ? see, we got Beaches, we got sons 'o
Beaches, we got beach BUMS, & BUNS we got beach PUSSY, beach Dogs,
crapping allover,Fragrant Sun-Dried -TURDS with a twist of tapeworm caste as a garnish we got beach BUTT, we got the ALLOVERTAN '& the ALLOVERMAN, who follows the teachings of Zoroaster(who must think we ARE ALLBLIND, or purblind at least !) we got the SAND man who tans butt-up
so his teensie wieny liddle pecker don't show,we got the
"boysinthebandsand", where they stroll hand-in-hand, we got
the the sand-beached WAILS (from the F*king environmentalists, we got
National Parks, we got's Car Parks, we got BOB_CARR as Premier & MAIN
MAN of the Grand 'ol state of NEW SOUTH WALES, who taxes us to within a inch of the Ballot Box, we got WINE, we got
BEER, we got MAGGIE BEER in the Barossa valley coooking up
ROAST-STUFFED-PEASANT with BLUBBERY sauce, we got FISH, we got FOWL,
we got "underground mutton" we got
Air_Heads, we got birds of the air,we "unbutton_the Mutton",when was the last time
we saw a button unmuttoned ?? !! we ZIP thru now !!, never mind the
lights, RED/GREEN/BLUE we give & receive Head, we got Whiskey, we got
Plumb Brandy, we get Plum Drunk, we chow down on Kangaroosters,& Mr. Jap fangs the Wails, despite significant world-wide approbium (from Save the Wail.ORG), Wallabys, Wannabees, Couldabys, Soon to bees, Meant2bees, Nevertobees,
Neverbees, Bees in yr. bonnet, Wasps applied to yr. Titty-nipples to alleviate the symptoms of "La Peste", Itch-mites, Bitch-Tits, Cannabies, Pot-heads, Pissants, Descants Fire-ants, Ants-in
yr-pants, Up the ante, Anti-war, Steve Waugh (Famous cricketer),
Middle-East war, Waugh on Poverty (he is also a philanthropist as
well as swinging a bat !),the ladies say he got a bat like from a
Canada Sawmill !!!, Piss_YR_PANTS_LAUGHING !!Laugh out the other side
of yr. Face, faceache, shithead, Faeces_Features, like a Dog or a dieresis
returning to it's Dung, in Korea they eat Dogs, then they dung, man, in Vietnam they DONG, gimmy a Dong's worth o' Dung mate, & make it SNAPPY !
man eats Dung, Dog eats Man, Man eats Mutton, the Eternal cycle of Caprophagia, Macdonalds-ae-ooo!..Woofterman Punches Dung, scores Brown-eye in retaliation, Tit for Twat !Gastronomy as observed by
Gallileo Gallelei, then set to music in the style of a swiss Yodelling troupe, wearing Hoarse-Leather Fagotty-pants, & emphasising their PUDENDA with a Cricket-Box, scoffing their chocolate and applying USURERS rates to allprevious, current & Future transactions, all to the tune of the sphinter-puckering moist bellow of a Fluegelhorn chorus with cappellmeister encouraged by excessive consumption of Korean Brandy, In the Depths of the Temples throbbing in Xtacy, hollering their little hearts out and not a dry eye OR a Brown eye in the Temple-Bar House flavoured with Maple Surple, (or is it some sort of Synthetic rubbish OUTSIDE the Pure-Food act ?)
Dog Piss? naughty bits from the Civet Cat ? Eau-de waste not, want not!! the double-happy principle, the POOTER PRINCIPAL, It's NOT a bloody Cat anyway, It's related to the MONGOOSE, which in French means "MY GOOSE", go figure !!!, Fur & Feather, alltogether, Trans-genic BULLSHIT accompanied by a Foetid stench..sqeezing some smelly muck from his BOLLOCKS and Flogging it to the FROGS to brew up another batch of" EAU de Mongoose Smeg" to sell for USD 375.22 /Oz, HOW WOULD U LIKE IT WITH SOME KAFFIR out in the Mulga CALLING,... HERE Puss-Pussy...then shove his Pfinger UP YOUR JAXI, in the perfunctory manner of a Colo-rectal surgeon who then bites you for AUD 227.43 (GST-FREE) & hollers NEXT! !with another bizzare trans-gender Metaphor, GEE_SUSS!!!.. and yet another DIERESIS INGRATIATING ITSELF INTO THE NARRATIVE !
internal cycle of Life, essentially based on reciprocal motion of the "Pudendickal Portions",
(discounting the ORTHODOX Jellyfish, which practises strict Parthenogenesis,) thereby
avoiding "Flashing the rude bits!", the poor creatures have
no sense of FUN!, but oh boy ! there's billions of 'em out there, so
I guess it works for them! in fact, if you think real HARD...reciprocating & Oscillatiorial motion is the basis of PHYSICS... (especially at the Sub-micron level) which in turn is the basis for the UNI-VERSE !
Best taken finely sliced, with a sprinkling of Sesame oil.
Serve Cold as Hell, with a robust Hunter red & a small snort of Yippee !
2 BE CONTINUED, AS THE MUSE PREVAILS
feel free to add some U_self...
Howdy folks !
Wellcome to Dr. Hugh's Devil worship page!
Contrary to popular opinion, Satanic worship is a "Ton 'o Fun", unlike the "Micks" where Buggarising little boys is their prefered way of worship, the "MODERN SATANIST"(Regd. Delaware) is strictly HETEROSEXUAL AND PROUD OF IT !!!
Remember as little(?) kids we used to make "POOP PIES"....well why stop????we're still pooping (unless you've had the misfortune of undergoing radical colorectal surgery).
Instead of slinging our "fragrant Offerings" at each other,at the POOP4THE DEVIL site, we sling METAPHORICAL poo patties at the Non believers, the Winkers, Wankers & Think-Tankers, the Captains of chaos and all LEFT WINGERS !!!Commy poofters, FREE TRADE ADVOCATES and MONEY MARKET MANIPULATORS !!!!!!
BREAKING NOOSE !
Michael Mullet, (pron. MOOLAY) A Pitt street stockbroker got himself lost in the Great Sandy Desert East of Kalgoorie.
He was "salting a claim" with gold chips to boost the Float price of an upcoming offer (standard OZ procedure), when he found himself paralysed by some sort of "Tractor Beam"which drew him skyward...
Before he could shriek "bugger me up the butt with a Bandicoot"....he was drawn into a space ship......Get the drift....Avvago yrselves pomes WHOOOOO "Product kikkking in... shit!! phew..fucffft pppsrtu....pok m
UPDATE !!!!!
August 2004
Just got back from 6 weeks in US&A (Ca & Nevada)
Cheezers....does the Ca budget crisis show !!! SF is filthy, no money for street sweepers, trash, papers everywhere, countless derilects roaming the streets, and worse of all......PUBLICK TOILETS FULL OF BUBBLING,GREEN SHIT !!! Is this America ??????????
Rember the song? If you're goin' to San Francisco....
Take some BOG ROLL WITH YOU THERE....and do yr Dumps in the park !
Lake tahoe was FAB !. flopping around in crytstal clear water, warm as piss,and the surrounding mountains covered in snow....FABULOUSE !!
MOORE SCHOK !in Sacramento (or Shwartzniggerville)I saw a yellow box set in concrete in a magnificent park.
Said box labelled "PLAGUE TEST KIT"....SCHITE !!!.
Subseqent research back in OZ proved that the Marmots and Chipmunks in Ca. are active PLAGUE VECTORS via their FLEAS !!!...PHARQE....
GO PFIGGER !!!
UP DATE
AN ODE TO SELF-ABUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a masturbating man
and he does it when he can
It's out with his dick
and flick, flick, flick
he'll grope for his log
then flog, flog, flog
or reach for his joint
and it'll start to point
Then stroke the spoke
it's really no joke
he'll undo a button
and its out with the mutton
he'll pull the pud
till it feels real good
or beat at the meat
till he's soiled his feet
its out with his slug
and tug, tug, tug
strangling his dong
he can do no wrong
at tickling the peter
he's a world beater
and wrestling with the snake
she'll be jake
pulling at the putz
he's no klutz
he'll mash that marrow
in streets broad and narrow
He'll haul at the hawser
untill he's got nausea
his hands have got bunions
from jiggling the onions
he does it in the day
if it's all OK
he does it in the night
when he's out of sight
he'll do it in the summer
when the heat's a bummer
or do it in the fall
and have a ball
he'll do it in the spring
when the birds all sing
and do it in the winter
tho' his hand may get a splinter
He drops his pants
then does a little dance
up springs his tool
and begins to drool
he spits on his palms
then fondles his charms
jiggling his balls
won't take any calls
grabs it by the head
all swollen and red
hauling at the shaft
he begins to laugh
when its time to spray
he feels OK
with a great big squeeze
he shoots the breeze
with a jet of juice
he really lets loose
his stream goes high
right to the sky
he squirts his seed
at really high speed
He blows his wad
as he groans oh god!
he'll do it in an alley
and won't shilly shally
he'll do it in the flicks
over a packet of chips
or in a box of candy
so fine 'n dandy
on the back of the seat
thats really neat
with the patrons not watching
the carpet will be blotching
while taking in the I-MAX
he'l be reaching a climax
he does it underground
where he can't be found
in a subway crowd
when he's not too proud
he'll do it in the mall
where they're all appalled
or do it in the street
that's hard to beat!
in front of the girls
it'll straighten their curls
he does it on the freeway
where there ain't no leeway
with a car alongside
there's nothing to hide
his knuckles are a blur
at 100 K's per
He'll come in a shoe
when there's nothing else to do
he'll squirt it in the bin
or in an empty tin
or spit in the loo
after dropping a poo
or unload in the purse
of a hospital nurse
then fire a jet
into the linen cabinet
he'll leave a deposit
in a hotel closet
or soil the floor
at the coq d'or
and dribble his sauce
onto the main course
the chef''l be sick
as he uncoils his wick
he'll have a quick wank
in a high street bank
checking the rates
as he masturbates
asking for a mortgage
as his seed he disgorges
he'll apply for a loan
as he's straightening the bone
and look for the safe
as his cock he'll chafe
or a furtive toss
behind the boss
he'll cop a jolly
on the supermarket trolley
then have a little squeeze
on the milk and cheese
he'll say how are ya!
then spear a papaya
next pork a melon
they'll all be yellin'
or peel a grape
which he then will rape
he'll direct his dickie
to the buns and bikkies
open his flys
to the cakes and pies
or poke his head
into a loaf of bread
at the sausage and wurst
he'll do it till it hurts
at the honey and jam
It'l be wham bam ma'am
at the sauces and toppings
his gissum will be dropping
He'll plunge the glans
into the pork & hams
in the hardware store
he'll do it some more
while checking out the saws
he'll grind it in his paws
next to the drills
he'll empty his pills
then drain his nuts
into the pots and cups
then vent his eggs
at the clips and pegs
near the chisels and planes
he's at it again
in the gardening section
he'll achieve an erection
amongst the plugs and sockets
he'll fish it from his pocket
on the paint and varnish
he'll leave a garnish
on the pool chlorine
you'll see where he's been
on the paste and glue
you know what he'll do
on the nuts and bolts
he'll give it a few jolts
in the TAB
he'll do it with glee
then stroke his pet
while placing a bet
the manager looks pissed
as he pulls one off the wrist
kicks him up the bum
as he's about to come
hollers for a demon
as he's dribblin his semen
then voids a few drops
while waiting for the cops
when the fuzz arrive
he'll be doing hand jive
in the back of the truck
his fist he'll fuck
back in the station
he'll be masturbatin'
he flops it right out
then the pigs start to shout
so its down to the lockup
with his cock up
when they slam that door
he'll be making a claw
when it's time to face the music
he continues to abuse it
when facing the jury
he does it like fury
the judge starts to scream
but he's dropping his cream
as the jury yells jail!
he'll be tipping the pail
he shouts 'jection m'Lord!
with his hand on his sword
'stained! howls the beak
as his dick gets a tweak
overruled! yells the Plod3
but he's just blown his wad
the court is adjourned
but his weapon has firmed
so its out of the dock
with his hand on his cock
and into the street
where he starts to beat..........feel free to add some yourself !
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I Mooned Lyndon Baines Johnson in Sydney...1967 I think it was.
He was driven past in an huge, dark Limmo.
I bolted immediately after.
I felt pretty good about that !
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Rood 2 a Celeb
I Mooned Lyndon Baines Johnson in Sydney...1967 I think it was.
He was driven past in an huge, dark Limmo.
I bolted immediately after.
I felt pretty good about that !
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 23:38, More)