» Evil Pranks

Spreading the good news
After having spent three boring hours in a bar listening to a drunken friend tell me (in too much detail) how lucky he had been with the bird he pulled the night before, I encouraged him to ring a mutual freind of ours and spread the good news. What I didn't point out was that whilst he was in the toilet, I had changed this mutual friends entry in his mobile so as it now rang his Mother's phone number. He looks up 'Mutual Freinds Name' in phonebook, presses dial, I wait, it's the Orange answerphone. He left a message.

Length? He went on for about 4 minutes, and I say again, a little too much detail.
(Mon 17th Dec 2007, 16:11, More)

» Secret Santa

I just bought a hamster and put it in a shoe box...
...which my unsuspecting boss will be opening at the christmas dinner, in a swankly hotel, tomorrow night. £5 budget, £3 spent.
(Mon 18th Dec 2006, 17:19, More)