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I amthe wub boswelox the wub. I think someone must have snuck up on me sometime when I was asleep and given me a hummusectomy, so I mainly lurk.
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I has a blog.
My recently played tracks:
And some pictures what I done:
LIMES: NEVAR FORGET:
And the most popular pic I ever made, despite involving even less effort and creativity than normal:
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» Accidental innuendo
A friend of mine likes to imitate Jim Royle
i.e. respond to "X" with "X, my arse!"
Just as this was beginning to wear a bit thin, someone told him to "Man up!"
Of course, the unthinking response: "Man up, my arse!"
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 15:34, More)
A friend of mine likes to imitate Jim Royle
i.e. respond to "X" with "X, my arse!"
Just as this was beginning to wear a bit thin, someone told him to "Man up!"
Of course, the unthinking response: "Man up, my arse!"
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 15:34, More)
» Petty Sabotage
some of my school computer sabotage
creating autorunning word macros so whenever people load word either:
1- 40 smiley face buttons are added to the toolbar
2- the office assistant points out that the IT technician is a cunt
3- the beep function is used to make the sound of a falling bomb, and a small dialog box saying 'boom' pops up
inserting garbage into the word autocorrect function, e.g. every time someone types 'a' it is corrected to 'aardvark'
dragging all the logon windows right off the corner of the screen so no-one can find them
turning the brightness and contrast on all the monitors down to zero
creating folders with a special character in the name, so that when anyone tries to open or delete them they are told the folder doesn't exist
noticing that to edit the school intranet site you just need to stick "/staff" up in the address bar, and spreading this knowledge among the imaginative people of my year
(Sun 8th May 2005, 14:46, More)
some of my school computer sabotage
creating autorunning word macros so whenever people load word either:
1- 40 smiley face buttons are added to the toolbar
2- the office assistant points out that the IT technician is a cunt
3- the beep function is used to make the sound of a falling bomb, and a small dialog box saying 'boom' pops up
inserting garbage into the word autocorrect function, e.g. every time someone types 'a' it is corrected to 'aardvark'
dragging all the logon windows right off the corner of the screen so no-one can find them
turning the brightness and contrast on all the monitors down to zero
creating folders with a special character in the name, so that when anyone tries to open or delete them they are told the folder doesn't exist
noticing that to edit the school intranet site you just need to stick "/staff" up in the address bar, and spreading this knowledge among the imaginative people of my year
(Sun 8th May 2005, 14:46, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
how do you make a cat go woof?
add petrol and a match
how do you make a dog drink?
stick him in a blender
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 22:30, More)
how do you make a cat go woof?
add petrol and a match
how do you make a dog drink?
stick him in a blender
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 22:30, More)
» Useless Information
hilarius
From 19 November 461 to 29 February 468 there was a Pope Hilarius
The yellow colour of American school buses is defined precisely by the National Institute of Standards and Technology. it is Federal Standard No. 595a, Color 13432
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 12:05, More)
hilarius
From 19 November 461 to 29 February 468 there was a Pope Hilarius
The yellow colour of American school buses is defined precisely by the National Institute of Standards and Technology. it is Federal Standard No. 595a, Color 13432
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 12:05, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
beer testing
last year i did work experience in a thwaites brewery, testing beer. sadly i wasn't actually tasting the stuff, just running it through a machine. but i got to mouth pipette! technically i wasn't paid, but they gave me £70 a week in travel expenses, when it only cost me a tenner to get there.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 19:38, More)
beer testing
last year i did work experience in a thwaites brewery, testing beer. sadly i wasn't actually tasting the stuff, just running it through a machine. but i got to mouth pipette! technically i wasn't paid, but they gave me £70 a week in travel expenses, when it only cost me a tenner to get there.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 19:38, More)