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I am a doctor. Before this I was a crusty history student. Crusty history is very interesting, but there's no money in it.

I did a short spell in local government, but local government doesn't like magic so I had to get out.

I like bad puns and I fucking love swearing.

Procrastination is the thief of time, but b3ta is the godfather of the whole damn racket.

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» Best Comebacks

At dinner in college once
I was having customary trouble articulating a joke. My friend commented, 'Keep trying, you'll make a joke'. I remain very proud of my lightning-fast retort: 'What, like your parents did?'
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:37, More)

» Heckles

Another old favourite...
I was trying to tell a joke and making a hash of it, when one of my mates said, "Keep trying mate, you'll make a joke". For some reason a wave of quick wit must have washed over me, because I replied instantly, "What, like your parents did?"
(Mon 10th Apr 2006, 14:44, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Make the goth smile
A good one to play in student towns. When confronted with some arsehole who thinks that wearing black and looking like your mother's just died makes them an individual, stare straight at them and smile broadly. If they can't suppress their natural inclination to smile back then you win. If not, you still win, because you are an infinitely superior person.
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 15:04, More)

» Best Comebacks

Save your breath mate.
You need it to blow up your girlfriend.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 17:00, More)

» Best Comebacks

I'd love to continue this conversation,
but I don't have my English to wanker dictionary.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 16:58, More)
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