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Evil Mayan Ants
In Palanque in Mexico, on some militant magic mushrooms, my friends and I were standing at the top of a hill, sweating. Seeing a stream at the bottom of the hill, my friends leapt down to the bottom to cool off. Not being particularly au fait with either hills or leaping, but feeling empowered by the mushrooms, I attempted to follow them. I leapt once, tripped up and rolled arse-over-tit to the bottom of the hill, which I then realised was not actually a hill at all, but a giant red ant nest, which I had just removed the entire roof off. I was then repaid with hundreds of viciously burning bites from the little bastards, which is not nice when you're tripping your tits off.
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 21:50, More)
Evil Mayan Ants
In Palanque in Mexico, on some militant magic mushrooms, my friends and I were standing at the top of a hill, sweating. Seeing a stream at the bottom of the hill, my friends leapt down to the bottom to cool off. Not being particularly au fait with either hills or leaping, but feeling empowered by the mushrooms, I attempted to follow them. I leapt once, tripped up and rolled arse-over-tit to the bottom of the hill, which I then realised was not actually a hill at all, but a giant red ant nest, which I had just removed the entire roof off. I was then repaid with hundreds of viciously burning bites from the little bastards, which is not nice when you're tripping your tits off.
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 21:50, More)