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Male - 26 - Finchley - London
Mictoboy did this of me!
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www.orakai.com
Our Band - If you like your metal hard and a laugh and a giggle you'll love this!
www.mumcuss.com
my old band - jokes aplenty!
www.cwhbrown.com
The mighty Evil_Badger hard at work
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My Leaving Email By Evil_Badger
ME!!!
Mictoboy did this of me!
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MUMCUSS STUFF
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OTHER
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DAVEMAN:-
Man Milk
I Love Men
HAPPY SHOPPER
EVIL_BADGER
A wierd - yet amazing poem by Kitten:-
"What a rush.
I think I have a crush on you.
Let's go brush up against
each other in a bush,
where we will mush
until I shall splush all over your face."
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Some Ush related stuff
Male - 26 - Finchley - London
Mictoboy did this of me!
_______________________________________________
SITES:-
_______________________________________________
www.orakai.com
Our Band - If you like your metal hard and a laugh and a giggle you'll love this!
www.mumcuss.com
my old band - jokes aplenty!
www.cwhbrown.com
The mighty Evil_Badger hard at work
_______________________________________________
My Leaving Email By Evil_Badger
ME!!!
Mictoboy did this of me!
_______________________________________________
MUMCUSS STUFF
_______________________________________________
Mumcuss By Evil_Badger
Mumcuss By Evil_Badger
Mumcuss By Evil_Badger
Mumcuss By Evil_Badger
_______________________________________________
OTHER
_______________________________________________
Bastards:-
DAVEMAN:-
Man Milk
I Love Men
HAPPY SHOPPER
EVIL_BADGER
A wierd - yet amazing poem by Kitten:-
"What a rush.
I think I have a crush on you.
Let's go brush up against
each other in a bush,
where we will mush
until I shall splush all over your face."
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Have you ever started a fire?
Fire Face
I set fire to my friend Craig's face. Cos he was an ugly cnut. he wasnt to happy and put me in traction for a month.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:27, More)
Fire Face
I set fire to my friend Craig's face. Cos he was an ugly cnut. he wasnt to happy and put me in traction for a month.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 11:27, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
i forgot!!
dont ever forget the one where my dad confirmed to me that if i just let myself go the bike would drive itself. So i shouldnt be scared and i should go for it.
Probably a great way to instill confidence.... or in my case putting me in traction for 3 months.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:39, More)
i forgot!!
dont ever forget the one where my dad confirmed to me that if i just let myself go the bike would drive itself. So i shouldnt be scared and i should go for it.
Probably a great way to instill confidence.... or in my case putting me in traction for 3 months.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:39, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Lying Goits
When I was a kid my dad told me that electricity pylons were actually called "lifters" and were used in extreme car crashes to lift wrecks off roads. Scared the hell outta me.
Also when I asked about why i had no money from the tooth fairy, he told me that there was no tooth fairy, but that Mr Jack (my goldfish) crawled out of his tank at night and stole the teeth. I hated that fish from then on until i found out the truth and then I had the biggest guilt trip.
Bastards.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:30, More)
Lying Goits
When I was a kid my dad told me that electricity pylons were actually called "lifters" and were used in extreme car crashes to lift wrecks off roads. Scared the hell outta me.
Also when I asked about why i had no money from the tooth fairy, he told me that there was no tooth fairy, but that Mr Jack (my goldfish) crawled out of his tank at night and stole the teeth. I hated that fish from then on until i found out the truth and then I had the biggest guilt trip.
Bastards.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 15:30, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
THE WORST JOKES
I'm a master :)
what did the Deaf Dumb Blind girl get for xmas?
Cancer
Whats the best thing about fucking 28yr olds?
there are 20 of them
Whats the best thing about shagging an 8 year old girl?
You can roll her over and pretend its an 8 year old boy.
A man takes his girl home one night and decides that this would be a great day to have sex with her for the first time. SO hand in hand they go upstairs and get in to bed. As he starts to slide his cock in to her she screams "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!". WHAT THE FUCK says the man and rushes to the toilet to get his KY Jelly. coming back he slaps a bit on and proceeds to start poking again. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!". For fucks sake says the man and dishes on the whole tube of KY. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG" GODAMMIT says the man and proceeds to get every wet thing he can find in the house - toothpaste, mustard, ketchup, cooking oiletc and slaps it ALL on. As he tries to bone her again she yells "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH thats fucking excruciating!!!!"
- "wow" said the man "thats a big word for a 5 year old"
I thank you
I am available for bahmitzphas and funerals
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 16:59, More)
THE WORST JOKES
I'm a master :)
what did the Deaf Dumb Blind girl get for xmas?
Cancer
Whats the best thing about fucking 28yr olds?
there are 20 of them
Whats the best thing about shagging an 8 year old girl?
You can roll her over and pretend its an 8 year old boy.
A man takes his girl home one night and decides that this would be a great day to have sex with her for the first time. SO hand in hand they go upstairs and get in to bed. As he starts to slide his cock in to her she screams "AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!". WHAT THE FUCK says the man and rushes to the toilet to get his KY Jelly. coming back he slaps a bit on and proceeds to start poking again. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!". For fucks sake says the man and dishes on the whole tube of KY. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG" GODAMMIT says the man and proceeds to get every wet thing he can find in the house - toothpaste, mustard, ketchup, cooking oiletc and slaps it ALL on. As he tries to bone her again she yells "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH thats fucking excruciating!!!!"
- "wow" said the man "thats a big word for a 5 year old"
I thank you
I am available for bahmitzphas and funerals
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 16:59, More)