» Lies Your Parents Told You

ah yes...
I agree with workboresme about the teenage drinking thing... especially since in England you can legally drink alcohol given to you by your family from the age of 7 (just not allowed to BUY alcohol or drink IN PUBLIC and it's onyl recently that parents over here stopped sending their noisy lil' tots off to sleep by dipping their dummy in brandy...
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 11:57, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

and more...
jus noticed a lot of bot-parents-but-was-funny posts...
well me ad my friends have a mate of ours that we call trigger, because of his being a very intelligent and not-at-all gullible person. (note sarcasm).
We managed to get him very concerned with the fact that our mate stu only had one liver left because he drinks so much. I responded proudly that, despite being a bit of a heavy drinker, I still had all my livers. this kept us entertained for hours and I still don't know if he realises yet.
also... once managed to convince some poor girl I knew that my boyfriend was also my brother and that no one could know our terrible secret. he played along and she was convinced until we started laughing too much.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 21:19, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

my mum is so dirty...
when I was little my mum and my aunt had great fun playing with my gullibility...
once at the seaside we bought some winkles, prawns and jellied eels from one of those little mobile stalls. I, being curious, asked what winkles are and she replied that they were prawns willies, and they cut them off and sold them seperate because they were the best part.
she also used to pick all the whole bits of squid out of paella and show me the beak, telling me it was a squids willy.
Of course, while I understood what a willy was, having been told about where babies come from properly at the tender age of 4, it did leave me with some strange ideas about what men had in their pants for quite a while...
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 18:01, More)