Profile for kingjay:
I've joined this fabulous club, because I feel obliged after stealing all those links for my weblog. And because I used to great quizcode to make a quiz of my own.
I did the Flesh or Food?-quiz and the Boobies or Butt?-quiz. That last one I sold to a pornsite, because my server had reached its limits. And...*ahem*, because the first quiz did very well (after B3ta linked it) and I thought I could be rich, rich!, RICH!.
Oh well, I know better now. I'll try making some more quiz and actually have developed a little quiz-thingee of my own. Woohee. With the help of some friends ofcourse and hosted by the friendly Dutch weblog Retecool. That quiz is: Dickheads.
Hmm, and now I've plunged into an identity crisis, so I went to search for my inner soul. With the help of lots of internet quizzes. See the result: Identity Crisis.
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I've joined this fabulous club, because I feel obliged after stealing all those links for my weblog. And because I used to great quizcode to make a quiz of my own.
I did the Flesh or Food?-quiz and the Boobies or Butt?-quiz. That last one I sold to a pornsite, because my server had reached its limits. And...*ahem*, because the first quiz did very well (after B3ta linked it) and I thought I could be rich, rich!, RICH!.
Oh well, I know better now. I'll try making some more quiz and actually have developed a little quiz-thingee of my own. Woohee. With the help of some friends ofcourse and hosted by the friendly Dutch weblog Retecool. That quiz is: Dickheads.
Hmm, and now I've plunged into an identity crisis, so I went to search for my inner soul. With the help of lots of internet quizzes. See the result: Identity Crisis.
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» When I met the parents
the damn chairs
Well, I had a problematic relationship with the chairs of my former parents-in-law. One of the first times I came there I sat at the kitchen table and they had these chairs with one weak point in them. You can guess it, the chair I sat on cracked which lead to many jokes about my weight. Hmm, no fun.
But the 'dad' fixed them by putting a lead pipe in the broken leg. Some time later I came over again. I sat down quite carefully, but I still really had no idea. It went fine for a while, until wanted to sit in a different position, moved my ass and...CRACK. Second chair with a lead pipe in the leg.
Hmm, okay, so I went allright for a while. Until I broke another leg of a chair which already had a lead pipe in one the legs. *sigh* I really couldn't sit at the table anymore, so I tried sitting at the bar. Kept that up some time. Until the weather got better. And we sat outside...and I went through the damn outside chair as well. Well, the relationship is over now and I blame the damn chairs.
(Fri 20th May 2005, 23:40, More)
the damn chairs
Well, I had a problematic relationship with the chairs of my former parents-in-law. One of the first times I came there I sat at the kitchen table and they had these chairs with one weak point in them. You can guess it, the chair I sat on cracked which lead to many jokes about my weight. Hmm, no fun.
But the 'dad' fixed them by putting a lead pipe in the broken leg. Some time later I came over again. I sat down quite carefully, but I still really had no idea. It went fine for a while, until wanted to sit in a different position, moved my ass and...CRACK. Second chair with a lead pipe in the leg.
Hmm, okay, so I went allright for a while. Until I broke another leg of a chair which already had a lead pipe in one the legs. *sigh* I really couldn't sit at the table anymore, so I tried sitting at the bar. Kept that up some time. Until the weather got better. And we sat outside...and I went through the damn outside chair as well. Well, the relationship is over now and I blame the damn chairs.
(Fri 20th May 2005, 23:40, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
a rat on a piece of stone
I came second in a talent scout and won a plastic rat glued to some piece of rock and it's (poorly) sprayed in silver. And it makes a noize when you squeeze it. And that's what I won for writing a story. Damn, life sucks.
Oh, I also have a piece of the Red Square in Moskou. It's a stone. I should throw it away. Some day. Not now. Because it annoys my girlfriend.
(Wed 10th Nov 2004, 20:40, More)
a rat on a piece of stone
I came second in a talent scout and won a plastic rat glued to some piece of rock and it's (poorly) sprayed in silver. And it makes a noize when you squeeze it. And that's what I won for writing a story. Damn, life sucks.
Oh, I also have a piece of the Red Square in Moskou. It's a stone. I should throw it away. Some day. Not now. Because it annoys my girlfriend.
(Wed 10th Nov 2004, 20:40, More)
» Useless Information
there are 2945 facts
on this site with useless facts
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(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 17:16, More)
there are 2945 facts
on this site with useless facts
www.angelfire.com/ca6/uselessfacts/
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 17:16, More)