Profile for Devil Duck::

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This is what I do









Me and the missus in the Isle Of Wight





And this is me on fucking fire!




About the Noobourhood watch

I was awarded this by Enigmatic
www.noveltymusic.net/certduck.jpg

Baldmonkey did this...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/devilduck.jpg

The amazingly talented NobbyNobody did this for me :-)



awesomeness, yes?

And recently i have indulged in my first car. Shes a Triumph Herald, in't she lovely.



heres moses coming down the hills in (my) Triumph by paranoiaman



more recently however, I have re-painted her to look like this... mmm



email me at cybercpeed_1 at hotmail dot com
or gmail me at devilduck1 at gmail dot com

And this is the family steam roller... im constantly looking out for any other steam b3tans out there!



As Carowallis would say...

There once was a young duck from b3ta
Who by making great pics made it sweeter
He makes us gaffaw,
Laugh, scream and roar
Infact, I think that no duck is neater.

*cheers luvly!*

she also did this for me



The Paul Club was founded by myself and koit, with newwhit as an honourary member.
To join you must be named Paul, any vague connection with the name Paul is also acceptable, to show you're a member, put these badges in your profile.



i love this badge, cheers newwhit

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, running out of the tundra! It is Devil Duck, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He grunts gutterally: "I'm going to spank you until your mortal mind doth snap, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

me, by redhotchilligrrl



And me by devilstick



(yes i know its b0rked, will fix it soon)

...and rabid peanut...



and not-real



and Withiel.



And amazon girl



Nickofstebbs



And the Leg-end-dairy GMOS



And even Wearethelemon



I got emo'd by Killerkitti



and Skug drew this for my b3ta birthday



thanks to you all :)

Recent front page messages:

bigger and better quality
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 18:10, More)

beep


My Site
(Sun 29th Apr 2007, 17:47, More)

accidental smite.

(Mon 17th Jul 2006, 20:54, More)

*Thwok!*

(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 11:08, More)

not an easy letter this one...


The Dictionary Series
(Sun 8th May 2005, 20:17, More)

blast!


/thankyou MODs
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 19:28, More)

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(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 15:51, More)

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(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 20:55, More)

The problem
with internet paedophiles...



ooh/ came back from work and its FP number 4, thanks to the mods :-)
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 11:03, More)

Suggestions for new paralympic events


FP! Thankyou!
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 18:56, More)

Best answers to questions:

» The most cash I've ever carried

I work in a leisure centre.
We're quite a busy little centre and make around 10 grand a week, plus yearly gym memberships and the like.
Anyways, the safe where all this lovely money is kept, until the nice securicor people come and take it away, is in the staff office, the equivilent of a staff room for us.
One day i was loafing about in the office when our DM (Duty Manager)comes in, says hello, and unlocks the safe and starts counting the money (they do this quite regularly)being the nice kind bloke that i am i offer to help him out and he gratefully accepts.
All goes well for a bit, we've reached the grand sum of £6200 with some to go, then he receives a message on his walky talkie...
"Alex? you there mate? theres a load of chavs kicking aorund the car park, go get rid of 'em will ya"
Without so much as locking up the safe again Alex walks out and leaves me with all the money and the keys to our safe.
In a moment of childish glee i literally started rolling around the floor going "moneeeey moooooneeeey" only to roll onto my back and stare straight up at Alex, whos come back in beacuse he wanted to lock the safe.
"Having fun?" he asks.
"er... yeah..."

Needless to say he tends not to leave me on my own anymore, especially in the office...

*glees*
(Mon 26th Jun 2006, 19:39, More)

» Scars with history

I have a scar on each wrist
in the same position as crucifix nail scars.

I got mine from falling off my bike

I doubt Jesus did.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 22:57, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why cant Ray Charles write?

because he's black
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 15:40, More)