» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

It was my first girlfriend...
...so obviously I wasn't that full of confidence to begin with. But when better could she choose to dump me, but on New Year's Eve? I'll tell you when - 10 minutes before midnight! That's right. No first New Years kiss for me. I felt very gutted and spent the next day trying to make everyone elses life miserable. Because I'm such a nice guy :)
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 16:55, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

You know when you are half way between asleep and awake
and you sometimes have the most vivid dreams which you actually feel you can steer in any direction and make up as you go along?

I want something that will record those dreams so you can play them back after you wake up and see if they were as good as you thought they were. And if they were, you can sell them to some big shot director to make into a movie.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 11:42, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

You know what's disgusting?
Beer. Haha, just kidding. It's BEETROOT. I mean... It tastes like EARTH! Who wants to eat earth? Not me, that's for sure.

I also hate peanut butter something rotten. It doesn't smell TOO bad, but I swear, once you get it in your mouth it's just wrong, all wrong. So, so horribly wrong. The taste, the way it clings for dear life to your teeth and every part of the inside of your mouth, EVERYTHING! Peanuts should be ready salted or dry/honey roasted. Trying to make them confectionary is WRONG I tell you!
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 16:08, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

I definitely think it's time someone invented
something that did all my work for me, so I could sit back and make things for b3ta all day long. But just so as they didn't think that they could get rid of me and not pay me, it would have to be seemingly complicated to switch on and off so only I could do it.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 11:39, More)