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Profile for McCharf:
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I'm a bloke.
Not old.
Live somewhere in the south of England.

Recent front page messages:

If only there was a way he could go back and remove that camera before it took the picture.

CFB


EDIT: Inspired by this
EDIT 2: Yay! 1st FP! Muchas gracias.
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 23:14, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Most Hated Food

I once asked a friend of mine if he wanted some peanuts.
His reply was, "No thanks, they tend to make me um, die."

Couldn't argue with that.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 11:46, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I love the tingling sensation I get in my arm...
...whenever this twat at work says anything. I think the mind is preparing my arm to punch him in the nose with full force.

Like the time he said to two young mothers: "I like babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one." Momentary silence, before they continue chatting.

Wait, where's the guilt in wanting to hurt him?
(Mon 11th Apr 2005, 10:44, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Once I posted on b3ta...
...about my wanking habits - only for members of my family and/or friends to read.

Oh the laughs we had!
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 13:15, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Working as a till monkey at a supermarket, you hear lots of things.
"What would you rather have: tourettes or parkinson's?"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 20:39, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Telling groups of kids at the cinema
that the film they're going to watch is rubbish and not worth the money just so they're not going to be in the same screen as me, chatting away during the film. Works like a charm unless its a 'must-see' movie!
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 20:10, More)
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