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Once upon a time there was a spoon.
A vicious spoon was he, always forever shunning all the other spoons in the drawer.
"Fuck all ye spoons to hell, I hope ye die!", the spoon would exclaim, while all the other spoons would shudder in horror.
"Leave those spoons alone!", scalded the fork, who didn't put up with spoons shit.
"But these spoons are lowly, and don't deserve to be in the same drawer as me!", exclaimed spoon. Spoon stood up and grandly gestered at himself.
"See my *MIGHTY SPOONESS!*", he said, as he glimmered in the light that was coming from somewhere.
Fork was flabergasted. Never before had he held such a perfect spoon in his vision.
"I am sorry!", groveled fork, "Never before have I glanced upon such grand a spoon as you, let us escape from this place!"
Then someone opened the drawer and used the spoon to pry open a rusty tin of crap, and spoon got his shit ruined.
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Once upon a time there was a spoon.
A vicious spoon was he, always forever shunning all the other spoons in the drawer.
"Fuck all ye spoons to hell, I hope ye die!", the spoon would exclaim, while all the other spoons would shudder in horror.
"Leave those spoons alone!", scalded the fork, who didn't put up with spoons shit.
"But these spoons are lowly, and don't deserve to be in the same drawer as me!", exclaimed spoon. Spoon stood up and grandly gestered at himself.
"See my *MIGHTY SPOONESS!*", he said, as he glimmered in the light that was coming from somewhere.
Fork was flabergasted. Never before had he held such a perfect spoon in his vision.
"I am sorry!", groveled fork, "Never before have I glanced upon such grand a spoon as you, let us escape from this place!"
Then someone opened the drawer and used the spoon to pry open a rusty tin of crap, and spoon got his shit ruined.
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