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» World's Sickest Joke

What's orange and looks good on a hippie?

Fire.


Apols if it's been done - it's going to take a while to trawl through 32 pages.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 16:04, More)

» Injured Siblings

I still feel guilty about this today
This is no where near as bad as I’m sure some of these posts will be,
but the day (about 18 years ago) I cornered my 7 year old little sister, punched her in the stomach (winded her really badly) and pulled out an enormous chunk of hair (I can still hear the sound) still makes me feel like an utterly horrific person.

I still feel so bad – called her the other day, just to remind her about how sorry I was about it.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 13:22, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Beret good
When she was little, my younger sister used to go to a school which was about a 45 minute drive away, down bendy country roads. One of the mums on the school run had a BMW, that always left her feeling a little worse for wear at the end of the drive.

One morning, it all got a bit too much and she realised that she was about to throw. Too shy to pipe up and ask to stop the car, and also scared she would damage the leather seats she was sliding across in the back, she whipped off her red beret from her head (part of the school uniform) and filled it to the brim with sick. Bless.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 14:33, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Blame the Parents
I’ve met a Gillian Gash. Very unfortunate.

Also, I once knew a Kate Hiscock. Just before she went to uni a friend of mine pointed out that when lecturers were handing back her essays, they would be calling out to the room, “ Hiscock? Where is Hiscock?”.

She changed her name to Hamilton.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 14:21, More)