b3ta.com user AmishPolerbear
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Age: 22
Gender: Male
Hobbies: (edited to reflect the fact that I no longer drink*. Some people did not read below warning on taking me seriously, and have thus been boggled by this now removed first portion of my profile)... kittens**, mittens***, attempting to make humerous pictures****.
*may not be entirely true*****
**I do not currently have a kitten******
***I do not own any actual mittens
****Most people find my pictures to be mind numbingly dull.
*****I do drink every now and then
******I do sort of have a cat though*******
*******It's not really mine and it's in another state
Stuff I do for real: go to college, sit in my dorm room. Take care of new college students because I got suckered into working in the freshmen dorm, sleep, eat, pee-poop.
(side note: for god's sake, or for badger's sake(whomever you believe in), don't take what I write or make seriously, at least not in any other way besides humor content and possibly a dash of sarcasm every now and again)

my next set of projects will involve kittens, I promise. For some reason, every person sees the first kitten thing I did, and determines that all my other pics are crap, despite their possible wit value. So, kittens are coming people.


woo to torrential fetus!(my stepbro)

here am me!(at Christmas this year)


here goes my contest entry, I know its late, but I hope someone notices :)

second compo entry, both sure to fail miserably woo!

my first me pic:

kids, don't do drugs:

my most recent crap pic to take my mind of the semester ending:

reason #2 my term paper isnt done yet:

and I was awoken by my phone at 3:00am, so I made this(told you my new pics would involve kittens):

this isnt kittens, its shameless :(

Zis one eez for my woomaaan:


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