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I'm well cool me.

Recent front page messages:

Sorry.

(Thu 13th Nov 2008, 16:15, More)

Politics, eh?

(Tue 31st Jul 2007, 22:46, More)

I'd use it.

(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 14:01, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Pure Ignorance

Me today.
We were discussing how my new hat looks good as a compliment to a variety of ensembles.
"It's like a multi-purpose hat!" I decreed.
There was then a pause in coversation, which I decided to fill with:
"I don't wank in it."

Smooth.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 23:15, More)

» Heckles



(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 18:52, More)

» I'm an expert

I've been an ex-pert since my boobs started to sag.

(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Somewhere between Leeds and Hebden Bridge, there is some disused land where there was once a petrol station.
Someone has obviously got pissed, forgotten that the 24 hour mini mart is no longer there, walked down there, and got annoyed to discover it gone.
So, in 4 foot high letters, they've written:
"BUILD ME A SHOP!"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 13:49, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

I had to go for a walk to the shop and buy a paper while she found the right opening in the mirror.

(Mon 30th Oct 2006, 23:26, More)
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