» When I met the parents

Exchange student
In my impressionable youth, back in high school, I went to prom with the exchange student from Albania. Now for anyone who has dated meeting the parents is always an interesting time, and well for exchange students they change homes several times, so I got to meet 4 sets of unapproving Adults. Anyways, when I went to pick up my date for prom, I went to her latest house, whose parents I didn't know, and she hadn't even gotten back from the hair stlyest yet. Sitting in their entry way with the parrents doing my absolute best to make small talk i kept digging a bigger and bigger hole to bury myself in. An hour and a half later I finally got out of there.

Moral of the story, just be gay.
(Wed 25th May 2005, 6:36, More)