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Me? Bent?
When I was at school I was sitting in a physics lesson (bored as ever). There was a lad there (Simon Marjoram) who, bless him, had a camp voice. Some kids were ribbing him. One said "Hey, Simon, are you bent" (bent as in gay). Simon, quick as a flash replied "...No dear, just a little curved at the edges".
Strangley he wasn't picked on from that day on.
Respect Simon.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 3:24, More)