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20 years old bbw bitch needs to sleep. my yahoo screen name is shylo_sequoia talk to me and fuckoff.
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» Your Revenge Stories
this ones my moms
ok i post this only because my mom asked me to.
my mother is of the hippie stoner nudest buddhist variety and likes to garden in all her nekkid glory.. my mom is about six foot three and 350 pounds....not an attractive site.. well the cunt who lived behind us had small children and was constantly calling the poilice on her saying she was "flashing them" my mom never got into any trouble with this but did decide to install a mini cam in the back yard when eggs started flying from the kids behind us (i cant really blame them as who wants to see nekkid fat women gardening) and one afternoon while she was out there noticed that there was some rustling in the busshes (we have a very tall and not easy to look through fence with hedges covering it so it not like she was in plain site) and decided to take a look...finding the back door neighbour's nekkid husband had fallen off his ladder and into our yard. well insted of calling the police she made a coppy of the tape (from the afore mentioned security cam) and sent it to all thier neighbours (including his elderly parents we lived down the street) (after having me pixilise the parts of her you could see) ...veryy funny as he was a twat and nobody liked him...she (the bitch not my mom) was for everafter greeted with "seen any good movies lately?"...........
hehehe evilness it runs in the fammily
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:47, More)
this ones my moms
ok i post this only because my mom asked me to.
my mother is of the hippie stoner nudest buddhist variety and likes to garden in all her nekkid glory.. my mom is about six foot three and 350 pounds....not an attractive site.. well the cunt who lived behind us had small children and was constantly calling the poilice on her saying she was "flashing them" my mom never got into any trouble with this but did decide to install a mini cam in the back yard when eggs started flying from the kids behind us (i cant really blame them as who wants to see nekkid fat women gardening) and one afternoon while she was out there noticed that there was some rustling in the busshes (we have a very tall and not easy to look through fence with hedges covering it so it not like she was in plain site) and decided to take a look...finding the back door neighbour's nekkid husband had fallen off his ladder and into our yard. well insted of calling the police she made a coppy of the tape (from the afore mentioned security cam) and sent it to all thier neighbours (including his elderly parents we lived down the street) (after having me pixilise the parts of her you could see) ...veryy funny as he was a twat and nobody liked him...she (the bitch not my mom) was for everafter greeted with "seen any good movies lately?"...........
hehehe evilness it runs in the fammily
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:47, More)
» Your Revenge Stories
last one i swear...
when i first moved out of my moms house i lived with a gay friend of mine...i have really thick curly hair and have to deep condition it with this shit that cost like 20 dollars.... his boy friend used to constantly use it after asking numerous time for him to stop i finally gave up and just got mean....have you ever heeard of nair? its this creamy shit that you put on you legs and it cuases all your hair to fall out...well it being the same consistancy of my hair cream put some in and empty hair cream bottle and sat back for the fun to begin...now this cream has to stay on your head for like five minutes...the same as the nair....needless to say he lost all his precious hair... and my roommate? he thought it was the funniest thing in the world... he cut my rent in half...he was so cool....
i really need to get a punching bag or something cuz i have way to much aggression.......pure evil
sorry so long last one i promise
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:03, More)
last one i swear...
when i first moved out of my moms house i lived with a gay friend of mine...i have really thick curly hair and have to deep condition it with this shit that cost like 20 dollars.... his boy friend used to constantly use it after asking numerous time for him to stop i finally gave up and just got mean....have you ever heeard of nair? its this creamy shit that you put on you legs and it cuases all your hair to fall out...well it being the same consistancy of my hair cream put some in and empty hair cream bottle and sat back for the fun to begin...now this cream has to stay on your head for like five minutes...the same as the nair....needless to say he lost all his precious hair... and my roommate? he thought it was the funniest thing in the world... he cut my rent in half...he was so cool....
i really need to get a punching bag or something cuz i have way to much aggression.......pure evil
sorry so long last one i promise
(Fri 14th May 2004, 11:03, More)
» Your Revenge Stories
mountain pee?
i have posted this on a few sites a few years back and still seems to be my best one (i did get this idea from a email a freind sent me). an exboy friend of mine was cheating on me, in my own house, and i decided to catch him at it, so i told him i was going to visit my folks for the weekend would he please check on my dog? i spent the first day at the girl next doors house waiting for my moment, when he showed up (at like 2 in the morning) with the ugliest bar fly i had ever seen i waited till they were in the house for a bit then i went over and slashed all his tires, after that i got a bottle of mountian dew (you know the sode that has like 3 times the normal amount of sugar in it?) and procceded(sp?) to go home i went in the door and to my room to find them havung sex on my bed!!! so what did i do? well what could i do i poured the "dew" all over thier clothes and then as they were running out i sprayed a little on them. well not quite that funny until you realize that i had pissed in the bottle all the way to the top....well now we have piss soaked cheaters and no car... so what did he do he had to walk all the way home (like one mile) smelling like piss...
sorry so long
(Fri 14th May 2004, 10:38, More)
mountain pee?
i have posted this on a few sites a few years back and still seems to be my best one (i did get this idea from a email a freind sent me). an exboy friend of mine was cheating on me, in my own house, and i decided to catch him at it, so i told him i was going to visit my folks for the weekend would he please check on my dog? i spent the first day at the girl next doors house waiting for my moment, when he showed up (at like 2 in the morning) with the ugliest bar fly i had ever seen i waited till they were in the house for a bit then i went over and slashed all his tires, after that i got a bottle of mountian dew (you know the sode that has like 3 times the normal amount of sugar in it?) and procceded(sp?) to go home i went in the door and to my room to find them havung sex on my bed!!! so what did i do? well what could i do i poured the "dew" all over thier clothes and then as they were running out i sprayed a little on them. well not quite that funny until you realize that i had pissed in the bottle all the way to the top....well now we have piss soaked cheaters and no car... so what did he do he had to walk all the way home (like one mile) smelling like piss...
sorry so long
(Fri 14th May 2004, 10:38, More)
» Shit Stories
tinsel town?
we all know wht tinsel it right? that plasticky foil shiny shit that you put on christmas trees? you know the stuff you mom has to spend all day putting on one tiny silvered piece at a time (not me i just pile the shit on) well i have three cats and four dogs and they all like to eat what ever falls to the floor so....
all of them ate the tinsel one year and wlked around all christmas day with like foot long silver streamers hanging out of thier asses. the funniest part ? my great grandmother thought it was "festive"
(Fri 7th May 2004, 10:37, More)
tinsel town?
we all know wht tinsel it right? that plasticky foil shiny shit that you put on christmas trees? you know the stuff you mom has to spend all day putting on one tiny silvered piece at a time (not me i just pile the shit on) well i have three cats and four dogs and they all like to eat what ever falls to the floor so....
all of them ate the tinsel one year and wlked around all christmas day with like foot long silver streamers hanging out of thier asses. the funniest part ? my great grandmother thought it was "festive"
(Fri 7th May 2004, 10:37, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
garfield
i have tons of garfield stuff...plates blankets backpacks key chains and such ....also lawn gnomes i like to name them...my favourite is larry hes naked and sexing up a fence post yay
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 1:43, More)
garfield
i have tons of garfield stuff...plates blankets backpacks key chains and such ....also lawn gnomes i like to name them...my favourite is larry hes naked and sexing up a fence post yay
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 1:43, More)