» Clients Are Stupid

Not Client but Cow Orker related.....
Working with various dumb-arses in pubs during my Uni years yielded the following:

A girl spending 20mins in a cupboard searching for the correct cleaning product when our manager suggested she use 'some Elbow Grease' when Brasso-ing.

A girl walking away mentally satisfied when posing the question: Why is there water in the bottom of the ice bucket?
To be told that it was there to keep the ice cold she responded, "Of course! Why didn't I think of that?".

Don't even start me on the customers.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 14:18, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

I once was
paid a tenner by my gullible mates to eat ten cigarette butts from an ashtray sloshing in beer.

Cue me keeping a brave face on for ten minutes after 'til I could sneak off to the loo and chuck the whole lot (+ inevitable carrott pieces) back up and decorate the loo bowl.
Unpleasant, but paid for quality kebab and cab ride home!
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 16:52, More)