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blunderbuss arse
Many years ago I was camping in greece with my brothers at this beach side place. One day my eldest went to the communal shit tent to drop a log and the rest of us were playing cards on the beach. After a while, he came trotting back, shorts in hand with his t-shirt covering his privates. Apparently in mid shit his arse "exploded" sending poo everywhere like a blunderbus. He said it really hurt and when we went to see, there was shit everywhere. we re-assured him that he was lucky as he was a step away from internal combustion.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 15:14, More)