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I was in the army in Germany in the early 90's and one of the regiments 'characters' was known as 'Dangerous Brian'. Anyway after a good piss-up in the NAAFI everyone staggered off to the parties that would go on through the night.
Next morning we got up for work only to find that the cookhouse was closed and there was no breakfast to be had.
Somebody had broken into the kitchens and laid the biggest log you've ever seen on the hotplate and then escaped via a skylight.
Everybody knew who it was but kept quiet and 'Dangerous Brian' escaped the sergeant majors anger.
There was a collection for the young german girl who had to clear it up so i hope that she has got over it by now.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 17:31, More)