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» Your Revenge Stories
Don't PVA me off again!
Sitting in my ART Class, second year at high school I was happily chatting up the girl who sat to the left of me.
This little idiot to the right was really peaved I was talking to her and he decided to provoke me. I told him to F%%K off and he decided to put the paint Brush with the PVA Glue on it onto my 1 week old jumper!
So I lent over the table picked up the 2 Litre bottle of PVA glue and procedded to empty the contents onto his big head of hair! The whole class was shocked and laughed for weeks about it but to make it super sweet, he got the blame for it. LOL
Oh yeah and he had a skinhead after that!
(Fri 14th May 2004, 14:56, More)
Don't PVA me off again!
Sitting in my ART Class, second year at high school I was happily chatting up the girl who sat to the left of me.
This little idiot to the right was really peaved I was talking to her and he decided to provoke me. I told him to F%%K off and he decided to put the paint Brush with the PVA Glue on it onto my 1 week old jumper!
So I lent over the table picked up the 2 Litre bottle of PVA glue and procedded to empty the contents onto his big head of hair! The whole class was shocked and laughed for weeks about it but to make it super sweet, he got the blame for it. LOL
Oh yeah and he had a skinhead after that!
(Fri 14th May 2004, 14:56, More)
» Premonitions
Dont tell me ur life story!
Scarey as it sounds I seem to be able to hear someone's life story and then they die.
Every evening I would see my next door neighbour, really top bloke always a jester was out in the garden. For some reason I stopped to speak to him which was unusual I normally say something to wind him up.
He procedded to tell me his life story about things he remembered as a kid and what he loved to do when he was my age. He told me about all the good things that happened in his life.
Anyway I went to my mates house straight afterwards, returned about 2 hours later to find my parents were out and there were some hysterical women outside which were his daughters.
After I had spoken with him he felt funny and had gone indoors, moments later he had a massive heart attack. My father a coastguard and trained first aider try to resusitate him. He had died!
The thing is this has happened twice now where people tell me their life stories and die.
Also at school when I was about 15 I spend about 6 months living my dream. I would go home ever night and dream about school the next day, everything from what we were going to be taught to what was for lunch. I remember standing the cue for lunch and had a triple da ja vu where I seen myself in the dream knowningly that I was having a da ja vu in my dream.
Head f$$K!
(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 22:28, More)
Dont tell me ur life story!
Scarey as it sounds I seem to be able to hear someone's life story and then they die.
Every evening I would see my next door neighbour, really top bloke always a jester was out in the garden. For some reason I stopped to speak to him which was unusual I normally say something to wind him up.
He procedded to tell me his life story about things he remembered as a kid and what he loved to do when he was my age. He told me about all the good things that happened in his life.
Anyway I went to my mates house straight afterwards, returned about 2 hours later to find my parents were out and there were some hysterical women outside which were his daughters.
After I had spoken with him he felt funny and had gone indoors, moments later he had a massive heart attack. My father a coastguard and trained first aider try to resusitate him. He had died!
The thing is this has happened twice now where people tell me their life stories and die.
Also at school when I was about 15 I spend about 6 months living my dream. I would go home ever night and dream about school the next day, everything from what we were going to be taught to what was for lunch. I remember standing the cue for lunch and had a triple da ja vu where I seen myself in the dream knowningly that I was having a da ja vu in my dream.
Head f$$K!
(Mon 22nd Nov 2004, 22:28, More)
» Shoddy Presents
Crappy Crap but my Gran was cool!
My aunty the damn anorexic food dodging wierdo that she was use to have a habit of buy the
worst possible tat that ever excisted.
For example she bought me a cream waist coat with green and white vertical stipes on the back.
I was 16 at the time, wearing Nike and only wearing sports stuff cause it was 'COOL'.
I refuse presents from her now I just say that she should spend the money on my little nieces who are cute and adorable and should be tormented by her crap instead of me.
I do see people slagging their grans off my gran was the coolest.
Without doubt she would get me the latest Beano Annual, a PC game whatever I had mentioned recently and she would make jokes about giving me socks.
Unlike my mum who would buy me at least 30 pairs of socks and pants......ARGH
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 13:30, More)
Crappy Crap but my Gran was cool!
My aunty the damn anorexic food dodging wierdo that she was use to have a habit of buy the
worst possible tat that ever excisted.
For example she bought me a cream waist coat with green and white vertical stipes on the back.
I was 16 at the time, wearing Nike and only wearing sports stuff cause it was 'COOL'.
I refuse presents from her now I just say that she should spend the money on my little nieces who are cute and adorable and should be tormented by her crap instead of me.
I do see people slagging their grans off my gran was the coolest.
Without doubt she would get me the latest Beano Annual, a PC game whatever I had mentioned recently and she would make jokes about giving me socks.
Unlike my mum who would buy me at least 30 pairs of socks and pants......ARGH
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 13:30, More)
» Shoddy Presents
Halloween
Last Halloween by best friends were taking their 4 kids round our estate. They came to my house with them screaming TRICK OR TREAT...
Oh How I was Evil.
I went to the kitchen got the box of Bran Flakes and put 4 Tubes of sweets in the box.
I took a big hand full of Bran Flakes and walked to the door which was closed over opened the door with their eyes glowing, only to seem wuth a hand full of Bran Flakes and I said who wants some..hehe
I popped bran flakes in all their bags with great enjoyment. While they looked like they were going to cry......then proceed to pop the big tubes of sweets into the bags.
U must be evil to them cause when I was a lad we use to get tricks played on us more than getting sweets.
:)
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 13:22, More)
Halloween
Last Halloween by best friends were taking their 4 kids round our estate. They came to my house with them screaming TRICK OR TREAT...
Oh How I was Evil.
I went to the kitchen got the box of Bran Flakes and put 4 Tubes of sweets in the box.
I took a big hand full of Bran Flakes and walked to the door which was closed over opened the door with their eyes glowing, only to seem wuth a hand full of Bran Flakes and I said who wants some..hehe
I popped bran flakes in all their bags with great enjoyment. While they looked like they were going to cry......then proceed to pop the big tubes of sweets into the bags.
U must be evil to them cause when I was a lad we use to get tricks played on us more than getting sweets.
:)
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 13:22, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Bike Bum
My friend in his infinite wisdom decided to go out on his 750cc Motorbike in shorts t-shirt, no gloves and trainers.
Well anyway he hit some diesel on the road and came off, the unfunny bit was no skin from foot to shoulder down one side but in hospital he was showing us the injuries.
One of the injuries was on his butt, well 2 of them actually. He ripped himself another butt hole! O'h how we laughed.
Soz dude ;)
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 11:01, More)
Bike Bum
My friend in his infinite wisdom decided to go out on his 750cc Motorbike in shorts t-shirt, no gloves and trainers.
Well anyway he hit some diesel on the road and came off, the unfunny bit was no skin from foot to shoulder down one side but in hospital he was showing us the injuries.
One of the injuries was on his butt, well 2 of them actually. He ripped himself another butt hole! O'h how we laughed.
Soz dude ;)
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 11:01, More)