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» My Worst Vomit

Not exactly my worst...
I hardly ever throw up, quite often I wish that I would! But when I was very young I downed a bottle of merrydown and then promptly threw up everywhere in my mates garden. I felt quite alot better after that and then carried on the night.

A couple of months later I was round me mates again and he told me I had thrown up on one of his Dads cabbages. I laughed and asked if his Dad was pissed at me. But quite the opposite, the two cabbages that were in the area I had thrown up on were massively bigger than all the others!A good 50% bigger.

I felt quite proud.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 14:16, More)

» Shoddy Presents

Crappy Kettle
My great aunt once gave me a camera that didnt work when I was ten. She also gave my Dad a kettle with a bloody great hole in the bottom. It would have been quite sweet and endearing if the old crone hadnt been stinking rich!
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 16:24, More)