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Hello everyone, thought I should really put something here because otherwise you will all come to premature conclusions about me rather than just thinking that I'd rather read stuff on the board than write about myself even though the real reason is that the only other thing I have to do right now is some stuff for work which I'd really rather not do which is why I'm writing this so now for a bit about me firstly in primary school I was rubbish at spelling and punctuation and told that I'd never get anywhere in the english department but having recently gained a twoone in english at a real life university my smug way of getting back at them is by boycotting punctuation (and spelling but only the spelling of the words I can't spell eevn thgouh apranelty poelpe can raed any wrod hwoveer it is slpet as lnog as the frsit and lsat lterets are in oedrr.) Ok so I used some punctuation just then but only cus I wanted to so there! ok i did it again I'll stop now I'm fairly new to b3ta and have had to make my mark with stoopid (purposefully mis-spelt, is there a word for words that are what they mean? like complicated and stoopid (even though it isn't a real word)and is there a word for words that aren't what they mean, like unnecessary?)comments and even stoopider paint made pics cus I have no photoshop or any animation doobries which makes me sad but keeps my life simpler cus if I did have any of the said doobries I would spend all of my time doing that and less time doing things that get me money (that makes me sound like a hooker but I assure you I am not, I am a Lady (would a rose by any other name...?) Things I like on the web include weeble and spongmonkeys and b3ta obviously I think I'll stop writing for a bit now, Rolf Harris has come on my radio (not like that you sicko!) and it's hurting my head and I can't concentrate. if you like my profile and think i should write more then please send a self adressed envelope to
aim130 AT hotmail DOT com
otherwise I won't bother
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Rampaging on the tarmac, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Lady! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I destroy all in my path like a sentient bulldozer!!"

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