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Hi, I'm Fraz, here's what I do at weekends.
It's 300 units drunk in 36 hours by about 25 people. Try to beat it.
That is all, thank you.
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Hi, I'm Fraz, here's what I do at weekends.
It's 300 units drunk in 36 hours by about 25 people. Try to beat it.
That is all, thank you.
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» Jobsworths
Falkland Islands Coin
I knew it would go badly when my mum handed me a pound coin for bus fare and it was a Falkland Islands commemrative one. She hadn't bought it, it had just come her way via circulation. So I get on the bus (Damn citi bus drivers charge 95p instead of 85p now for a child single) and I give the bloke the coin. He gives me my change and a ticket, sorted. 3 steps later I hear "excuse me mate, what's this?", I turn around with a look of horror as he brandishes the coin.
Me: That is a pound coin
Him: No it's not, it's foreign money
Me: Nope, it's a falklands commemerative one
Him: I can't take it
Me: It's got the queens head on, it's legal tender
Him: Then take it to the bank then
Me: I will then
He hands me back the coin, but neglects to take another from me. So I am 5p and one bus ride richer!
(Thu 12th May 2005, 18:57, More)
Falkland Islands Coin
I knew it would go badly when my mum handed me a pound coin for bus fare and it was a Falkland Islands commemrative one. She hadn't bought it, it had just come her way via circulation. So I get on the bus (Damn citi bus drivers charge 95p instead of 85p now for a child single) and I give the bloke the coin. He gives me my change and a ticket, sorted. 3 steps later I hear "excuse me mate, what's this?", I turn around with a look of horror as he brandishes the coin.
Me: That is a pound coin
Him: No it's not, it's foreign money
Me: Nope, it's a falklands commemerative one
Him: I can't take it
Me: It's got the queens head on, it's legal tender
Him: Then take it to the bank then
Me: I will then
He hands me back the coin, but neglects to take another from me. So I am 5p and one bus ride richer!
(Thu 12th May 2005, 18:57, More)
» Teenage Parties
Wellity well...
Still being a teenager I have a few of these left!
But where to begin....?
1. The after ball party was cater for superbly, with a big storage box full of vodka punch (with considerably more vodka than fruit), now being quite a large (tall not fat) scottish lad I can drink, what our group considers, quite a lot. Towards the end of the night I had ended up with my head in this box, but something wet and slimey hit my face whilest I was in there.
A crumpet.
I have no idea why to this day.
2. The story of the Russian and Ian.
A well endowed Russian girl came to my party and a recently acquired friend called Ian took a shine to her, so they end up in my bed. When questioned later, and amoungst warning of her being a slut (well, she is!) the reply comes back :
"She can't be that much of a slut, she didn't even take her bra off!"
That's all for now, and Mad McMad made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 13:29, More)
Wellity well...
Still being a teenager I have a few of these left!
But where to begin....?
1. The after ball party was cater for superbly, with a big storage box full of vodka punch (with considerably more vodka than fruit), now being quite a large (tall not fat) scottish lad I can drink, what our group considers, quite a lot. Towards the end of the night I had ended up with my head in this box, but something wet and slimey hit my face whilest I was in there.
A crumpet.
I have no idea why to this day.
2. The story of the Russian and Ian.
A well endowed Russian girl came to my party and a recently acquired friend called Ian took a shine to her, so they end up in my bed. When questioned later, and amoungst warning of her being a slut (well, she is!) the reply comes back :
"She can't be that much of a slut, she didn't even take her bra off!"
That's all for now, and Mad McMad made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 13:29, More)