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» Heckles
put down
Whilst at university we would occasionally go to a comedy night at the stage bar off Sauchiehall street.
One night a bunch of kids out for an 18th birthday sat at the front of the crowd, not knowing what that this would make them a target for all the comedians.
They of course thought it was great to heckle whoever came on stage and were getting a little annoying.
The compere came on and asked the birthday boy if this was his pint to which he answered in the affirmative. The compere picked it up unzipped his fly and waggled his cock around in it.
They behaved after that....
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 21:06, More)
put down
Whilst at university we would occasionally go to a comedy night at the stage bar off Sauchiehall street.
One night a bunch of kids out for an 18th birthday sat at the front of the crowd, not knowing what that this would make them a target for all the comedians.
They of course thought it was great to heckle whoever came on stage and were getting a little annoying.
The compere came on and asked the birthday boy if this was his pint to which he answered in the affirmative. The compere picked it up unzipped his fly and waggled his cock around in it.
They behaved after that....
(Tue 11th Apr 2006, 21:06, More)
» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces
the thin red line
hagis_uk you twunt you could at least try posting a story that you didn't just read somewhere....the boy who doesn't know the marines aren't part of the army is a standard pisstake in the army...... you cock.
How about the exercise where the only casualties were me an my platoon sergeant, in the space of 5 minutes he tripped over and broke his leg, I fell over a wall and broke my arm.....stunningly bad way to take out the 2 most senior soldiers in your platoon, particularly when the enemy didn't shoot either of us.
...or the day when we found some SAS guys asleep under a bush (but then they were only TA SAS).
....and ex-SAS guys from the 80's do all have dodgy moustaches.
(Thu 23rd Mar 2006, 22:47, More)
the thin red line
hagis_uk you twunt you could at least try posting a story that you didn't just read somewhere....the boy who doesn't know the marines aren't part of the army is a standard pisstake in the army...... you cock.
How about the exercise where the only casualties were me an my platoon sergeant, in the space of 5 minutes he tripped over and broke his leg, I fell over a wall and broke my arm.....stunningly bad way to take out the 2 most senior soldiers in your platoon, particularly when the enemy didn't shoot either of us.
...or the day when we found some SAS guys asleep under a bush (but then they were only TA SAS).
....and ex-SAS guys from the 80's do all have dodgy moustaches.
(Thu 23rd Mar 2006, 22:47, More)