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» Embarrassing Injuries

Is That Cancer or Something Else Growing In My Neather Regions?
Back when I was twenty one my boyfriend and I decided to try some oral stimulation of our sex organs. Well a few days after he left to go back to Texas I noticed a painful blister like bump on my private parts. I was too embarrassed to tell my mother about it because that would mean that she would find out about our little sexcapades. So I went to the local library to check out some medical books to see why I had this huge strange bump down there. I was in a panic when I discovered that I could have a cancerous tumor or a VD( though my boyfriend and I were virgins).

Well I was scared to death about this bump and thats when I discovered another bump on the other side of the first one. Then the first one got bigger and a bit infected. Finally I gave in and admitted to my grandmother ( who used to be a nurse) about my problem. She checked me out and laughed when I told her that I possibly have cancerous tumors or VD growing "down there." It turned out because my boyfriend was giving me oral pleasure almost every day(as well as it being my first time for a guy to do that) my vaginal glands had swollen to an uncomfortable size.She explained that these glands were the female version of the male prostate and so they swell like a prostate does when stimulated sexually. Grandma recommended hot baths and compresses to the swollen glands, and after a few days the glands finally popped. Now I know not to panic if my glands get swollen since it's probably because I'm horny.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 4:32, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Eggs and chicken gizzards suck!
I can't stand eggs at all! They taste funny and I don't like the way they feel in my mouth like something squishy! At the college I go to the cafeteria serves breakfast burritoes. The cooks there add whatever you want in the borrito. Well they know quite well I hate eggs, but once in a while a new guy works there. So the other cooks are like "Leave the eggs off for her! Extra salsa and hashbrowns!"

On Thanksgiving I alway check the stuffing. I never know if Granny added a turkey heart or some other organ from the bird.Eeeww! She always forgets that I can't stand consuming any animal organ.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 23:00, More)

» Useless Information

Useless Info
A dog's anus is cleaner than a human being's mouth.

Hamsters go bald if fed onions.

Children under sixteen should only wear shoes with high ankles. If they are allowed to wear low ankle shoes this can result in arthritis in later years as the ankles didn't get support as they grew ( some P.E. teacher had told us kids this not sure if it's true).

Singer Clay Aiken can completely turn his legs and feet around. Also he had a pet goat named Nana when he was a child.

Hitler was a vegitarian ( like what's so important about that?).

A hummingbird's heart rate is 1000 beats a minute.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 0:29, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Turn Me On!
I've got some quite strange turn ons:

1) Nerdy guys with asthma

2) Tough guys in tight leather clothing

3) Rubber (just discovered this one recently. Mostly I get turned on by rubber medical devices).

4) The smell of roses

5) Satin sheets
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 0:35, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Mushrooms are the Devil's candy!
1)I cannot stand mushrooms at all. They look like the skin of dead people and taste like shit.My mother loves them and I cannot understand why.

2)Then there's pizza which I have avoided since I was two. Once Grandma took Mom and I out for pizza and I ate a piece that was too hot. The inside of my mouth was burned and I got the worse stomach ache that I ever had from swallowing the hot piece. Now even the smell of it cooking makes my stomach hurt.

3)Animal organs. Why would anyone eat such crap? Last year Mom bought beef liver and it smelled up the whole kitchen. I wanted to freaking puke! On top of that after a day in the fridge the leftovers started to turn greenish black like a sewer and stink like chlorine. Yuck!

4) Crabs and lobsters. They're so freaking ugly! It's like eating a space alien. I love shrimp, but it has to be deep fried so I don't have to look at the wormy things.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 22:56, More)
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