» Guilty Pleasures

Comfort blanket
I'm sleeping with a married man, and he loves to cum over my tits, so after he has done the deed he wipes me down with a towel.. That night I will always go to sleep with the towel so I can smell it and remind myself of the dirty sex I've just had.
(Wed 13th Apr 2005, 6:15, More)

» I just don't get it

Add salt to taste
This confused me immensely and thought that salt would be required to actually allow you to 'taste' the food - oh how wrong I was. Only got it a couple of years ago.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 5:01, More)

» Weird Traditions

Pots
When opening a new pot of something (e.g. Marmite) - I always have to take a knife and put a cross in the top on the marmite whilst making a wish.. Don't know when/why or how this started out.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 6:47, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

Cigarettes
I cried yesterday when I got home and realised that I had run out of cigarettes and my local shop had closed hours before. It was one of the most upsetting nights of my life.
(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 9:30, More)

» Claims to Fame

Mr Beadle
Told Jeremy Beadle that he couldn't smoke a cigar in our school computer room (parents open day and his brats of kids went to our school) - and yes he is a wanker.
(Wed 2nd Mar 2005, 8:48, More)