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I lurk mostly. Can't be arsed to fill this shite out.

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» Phobias

My only phobia is...
Huffing jenkem. For those of you who are unaware of what jenkem is, it is fermented shit and piss. Apparently you shit in a bottle, then piss in it, put a balloon over the top and after a week or so, take the balloon off and inhale the stench. Result: you get high and see dead people or some bollocks.

I would be afraid to even be around people who do that.
(Tue 15th Apr 2008, 23:51, More)

» Top Tips

Always let your pot pie cool down before you eat it
or your mouth might spontaneously combust.
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 22:25, More)