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» Pure Ignorance
40mph. On a 60 limit. Wow.
A friend who is learning to drive was boasting about speeding, how he always pushes the limit by going oh, 1 or 2 mph over the limit. "Hell," he says, "I even go at 40mph on that road to Hamilton!".
Me: You know the signs on that road? The white circles with black lines through them? They mean national speed limit applies.
Him: Yes, 30mph
Me: *Slaps forehead* You can go at 60 on that road you asre!
Not exciting but best i could think of.
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 17:59, More)
40mph. On a 60 limit. Wow.
A friend who is learning to drive was boasting about speeding, how he always pushes the limit by going oh, 1 or 2 mph over the limit. "Hell," he says, "I even go at 40mph on that road to Hamilton!".
Me: You know the signs on that road? The white circles with black lines through them? They mean national speed limit applies.
Him: Yes, 30mph
Me: *Slaps forehead* You can go at 60 on that road you asre!
Not exciting but best i could think of.
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 17:59, More)
» Injured Siblings
Glass in his head..
Me and my bro, we love each other really (deeeeeeeeeep down), but we've done some horrible things to each oth.. no wait, i've done some horrible things to him:
- stabbed him with a pencil, he still has the led in him
- pushed his head through windows several times
- arm locked him so many times he barely feels it now, he just spins round and hits me (feebly ;) )
- and most heinous crime, we broke each others lego models as soon as they were made... hey, they meant a lot to us then
apologies for boredom levels but if you were bored by that you were OBVIOUSLY a slapper...
(Tue 23rd Aug 2005, 22:41, More)
Glass in his head..
Me and my bro, we love each other really (deeeeeeeeeep down), but we've done some horrible things to each oth.. no wait, i've done some horrible things to him:
- stabbed him with a pencil, he still has the led in him
- pushed his head through windows several times
- arm locked him so many times he barely feels it now, he just spins round and hits me (feebly ;) )
- and most heinous crime, we broke each others lego models as soon as they were made... hey, they meant a lot to us then
apologies for boredom levels but if you were bored by that you were OBVIOUSLY a slapper...
(Tue 23rd Aug 2005, 22:41, More)
» My Worst Vomit
Drunk Vomit
Not me but a friend. I didnt actually see it but apparently he got really drunk n fell asleep. He then sicked in his sleep and other friends had to carry him down the stairs (which he puked on as well) and into the bathroom. He was then violently sick again into the toilet but after he got it all out of him he turned his head, spat on the wall and said "that's better". Not v.g. but it's all i can remember ;)
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 17:47, More)
Drunk Vomit
Not me but a friend. I didnt actually see it but apparently he got really drunk n fell asleep. He then sicked in his sleep and other friends had to carry him down the stairs (which he puked on as well) and into the bathroom. He was then violently sick again into the toilet but after he got it all out of him he turned his head, spat on the wall and said "that's better". Not v.g. but it's all i can remember ;)
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 17:47, More)