» Debt pron

Lurking Debt
I have a debt stalking me. It lurks in the closes and lanes. I often find it lurking behind me as I pass pub doors; In fact it is evil and often pushes me into them.

May be it just wants a friend, or maybe it is looking to indulge and grow in stature.



If I was overweight I'd go to the gym. At least large people are not in the habit of grafting more fat on in the theory that it will help lose some...
(Fri 24th Nov 2006, 23:39, More)

» Weddings

Ask again next week
When I was 3 or 4 I was a pageboy at my cousins wedding - my parents couldn't understand why I was terrified - but they eventually realised I was convinced I was becoming my cousins permanent pageboy, and didn't want to have to grow up without my parents.

I believe I behaved well once I understood the pageboy arrangement was not permanent. However, as part of the bride's entourage, I arrived at the reception before my parents. When they arrived I (apparently) greeted them, champagne flute in hand, announcing,"This shampoo tastes disgusting."

I still object to the photo they keep on display of me in golden knickerbockers (22/23 years later).

Anyway - to the subject heading - it's been a while since I was at a wedding, and I'm going to one tomorrow. This is dangerous as I am bitterly single, and have just NOT handed in a required dissertation. I think drowning my sorrows will happen, and so next week I will be slowly remembering better answers to this question....

and cringing.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 1:39, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

Kind of failed twice on route...
Gorgeous girl I'd fancied for a couple of years. First attempts at chatting her up went so wrong, we ended up friends & flatmates. When we moved out of the flat, we lost touch. 1 year later, randomly manage to get back in touch - first time we see each other we end up in bed. So excited I can't contain myself, and don't last a moment. (As in about one touch of her hand). However, it appears a relationship is on the cards. Skip a couple of weeks later, round at her place. In bed again, she's astounded to learn I'm still a virgin. (Never quite sure if I liked or disliked the fact she had assumed I had had quite a lot of experience). However this time it was not to be. Everything going as it should, but suddenly I'm convinced the condom has slipped off. I'm not sure I'd prefer it if this was one of those 'fool gets idea in head and ruins moment' stories, but on investigation, I am right. Can only assume that, again in my excitement, all those practice runs were forgotten. Anyhoo, what is more of a turn off than losing said article in there. Not till the next day does she inform me she has located and retrieved the item.

Amazingly that was not the end. Third time everything was good. Lass, who became gf for a couple of years, tried to insisted I forget first two evenings. I'll settle for I'm not sure when I lost my virginity, (depending on definition, etc.) but I do know who I lost it to!

(Apologies for size - it doesn't appear to be large enough)
(Mon 30th Oct 2006, 10:11, More)