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» Pure Ignorance
A winner is you.
I went to McDonalds years ago with my mum, we ordered whatever and then asked for 2 hot apple pies...
McGirl : Would you like your apple pies now?
Mum : (Very excitedly) Oh! What have I won?
She heard "Would you like your raffle prize now?" It took a few minutes to explain and calm her down.
The apple pie was delicious.
EDIT: And one from my non-b3tan friend
Mate of mine is at work and gets asked by an Irish fella "D'ya fancy a game of spankies mate?" Cue much embrassed apologies and answers in the negative. Only after the confused Irish bloke had left did he realise he must have been asking "D'ya know where the nearest bank is mate?"
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 21:35, More)
A winner is you.
I went to McDonalds years ago with my mum, we ordered whatever and then asked for 2 hot apple pies...
McGirl : Would you like your apple pies now?
Mum : (Very excitedly) Oh! What have I won?
She heard "Would you like your raffle prize now?" It took a few minutes to explain and calm her down.
The apple pie was delicious.
EDIT: And one from my non-b3tan friend
Mate of mine is at work and gets asked by an Irish fella "D'ya fancy a game of spankies mate?" Cue much embrassed apologies and answers in the negative. Only after the confused Irish bloke had left did he realise he must have been asking "D'ya know where the nearest bank is mate?"
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 21:35, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
I are been on telly
I spent my gap year in China teaching highschool kids English. One morning some people from the telly [CCTV, national channel] turned up to record one of my lessons, I wasn't told before hand, and wasn't even timetabled in for a lesson that day. So when I begrudgingly agreed it was just me improvising a drama lesson occasionally shouting PISS, and COCK [They all understand FUCK, sadly] in an attempt to get back at the bastards who dragged me out of bed at 6am after a night out on the piss. Never got a copy but my students said it was excellent.
(Sat 13th Nov 2004, 22:30, More)
I are been on telly
I spent my gap year in China teaching highschool kids English. One morning some people from the telly [CCTV, national channel] turned up to record one of my lessons, I wasn't told before hand, and wasn't even timetabled in for a lesson that day. So when I begrudgingly agreed it was just me improvising a drama lesson occasionally shouting PISS, and COCK [They all understand FUCK, sadly] in an attempt to get back at the bastards who dragged me out of bed at 6am after a night out on the piss. Never got a copy but my students said it was excellent.
(Sat 13th Nov 2004, 22:30, More)