b3ta.com user Claude Speed
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Move along, nothing much to read here... much...
































































































































































































































































































































Seriously, Nothing to read, Honest.

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» The Apocalypse

I've got a plan...
We're going to The Winchester
(Fri 15th Jun 2012, 7:50, More)

» My Arch-nemesis

my arch-nemesis
beetroots



look at the purple smug bastards
blurgh
(Sat 1st May 2010, 12:39, More)

» Useless Information

pitates arrrrrr!!!!!
pirates wore eye patches because with this eye covered it would become hyper sensative thus making pirates able to navigate the seven seas at night arrrrrr

also theres a place in austria called 'fucking'
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 13:52, More)

» Going Too Far

once in my house
i was sitting down at my pc decided to lean my chair back, i went too far and fell backwards

bollocks
(Fri 17th Nov 2006, 5:17, More)

» Screwed over by The Man

They came, They saw...
I got screwed over by these three guys claiming they caught a real nasty "Class 5 Free Roaming Vapour" in my hotel ballroom. Had to fork out $5000 or they were going to put it back in there. Mrs. Van Hoffman wasn't happy about her party being ruined either.
(Sun 5th Aug 2012, 14:16, More)
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