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» Crazy Relatives
Vile, I tell you...
Well my mother has her own special brand of madness. It ranges from claiming to be able to contact the dead, to her ever growing collection of tatoos. Her tatoos have to be seen to be believed. My two favourites are bus tatoo(she is a bus driver) with park and ride written underneath, the other is 2 red devils making the beast with 2 backs on her arse.
So this woman has blamed me for her divorce from my father, wastes money on seeing fortune teller types and watches porn as most people would watch a normal film. She asks me for porn on a regular basis!
Plus my entire family will freely admit to watching porn together. Help me.
Though despite the craziness, I wouldn't have them any other way including the crazy mum. She is ace
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 17:31, More)
Vile, I tell you...
Well my mother has her own special brand of madness. It ranges from claiming to be able to contact the dead, to her ever growing collection of tatoos. Her tatoos have to be seen to be believed. My two favourites are bus tatoo(she is a bus driver) with park and ride written underneath, the other is 2 red devils making the beast with 2 backs on her arse.
So this woman has blamed me for her divorce from my father, wastes money on seeing fortune teller types and watches porn as most people would watch a normal film. She asks me for porn on a regular basis!
Plus my entire family will freely admit to watching porn together. Help me.
Though despite the craziness, I wouldn't have them any other way including the crazy mum. She is ace
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 17:31, More)
» My Biggest Disappointment
one of my biggest disappoiments...
Well apart from the lack of ability to spell correctly and intersperced with occasional use of bad grammer, I miss Legless.
His stories have always cheered me up endlessly, I don't care what others have said. His stories are the one of reasons* that I have returned week after to week (for the last few years) to QOTW. They simply make me smile. I am disappointed that he has virtually disappeared. Please Please come back...
The same should be applied to FrankSpencer...
* Though I would like to add that RSwipe,Chickenlady,PJM and Davros' but to name a few should all be included in the list of awesomeness.
(Mon 30th Jun 2008, 23:41, More)
one of my biggest disappoiments...
Well apart from the lack of ability to spell correctly and intersperced with occasional use of bad grammer, I miss Legless.
His stories have always cheered me up endlessly, I don't care what others have said. His stories are the one of reasons* that I have returned week after to week (for the last few years) to QOTW. They simply make me smile. I am disappointed that he has virtually disappeared. Please Please come back...
The same should be applied to FrankSpencer...
* Though I would like to add that RSwipe,Chickenlady,PJM and Davros' but to name a few should all be included in the list of awesomeness.
(Mon 30th Jun 2008, 23:41, More)
» Will you go out with me?
the usual
He bought me ale, took me home and did "very bad things to me"
Now we are engaged and buying a flat together. yay!
(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 22:14, More)
the usual
He bought me ale, took me home and did "very bad things to me"
Now we are engaged and buying a flat together. yay!
(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 22:14, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
grrr
You forgot to add to thatyou should never have sex with overweight, B.O addled, smegma incrusted hideous beast monsters that are masquerading as male members of the human race or indeed anyone from B3ta. The fact that they maybe one and the same is pure coincidence. I am sure....
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 22:34, More)
grrr
You forgot to add to thatyou should never have sex with overweight, B.O addled, smegma incrusted hideous beast monsters that are masquerading as male members of the human race or indeed anyone from B3ta. The fact that they maybe one and the same is pure coincidence. I am sure....
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 22:34, More)