» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Sounds bad, but
Last year when I was especially poor and couldn't afford food, I went out on dates for free dinner regularly.
It's good to be a girl...
(Sat 9th Oct 2004, 6:58, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

I think I'm getting old b/c
When I go to the department stores and look at what people think is fashionable, I want to laugh.

All of my friends...and some of my ex-boyfriends are getting married.

I almost never listen to music that came out after 1990 unless I'm making fun of it.

I find myself saying things like "damn kids."

I don't get hangovers because I won't let myself to drink that much.

I can drink an large pot of coffee and not get a caffeine buzz. In fact, without it I have problems concentrating.

My knees pop when I walk upstairs every morning.

My father's euphamisms are suddenly meaningful and useful.

Worst of all: I remember high school and think "those were the days."
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 21:59, More)

» Local Nutters

Scary old Amish guy named Danny Boy
He used to come into the stores in my area and take pictures of all the girls that worked there. Most of us went into hiding the moment he walked in with his equally crazy brother and sister. He's not allowed in my store anymore because he kissed one of the girls I work with.
I heard him say once that he talked to someone in "the government" and that they were going to arrange for him to go to the White House in Indianapolis to meet the President. Okay.......
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 1:46, More)