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» World's Sickest Joke
Boy with no arms
Little boy with no arms is sat at home when he hears an ice cream van go past. He rushes outside and joins the queue. When he reaches the front of the queue the ice cream man looks at him and says "Hello son, what flavour would you like". Little boy says "Doesn't fucking matter does it, I'm only going to drop it."
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 12:56, More)
Boy with no arms
Little boy with no arms is sat at home when he hears an ice cream van go past. He rushes outside and joins the queue. When he reaches the front of the queue the ice cream man looks at him and says "Hello son, what flavour would you like". Little boy says "Doesn't fucking matter does it, I'm only going to drop it."
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 12:56, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Mr Travis
My GCSE English teacher, Mr Travis, drove an extremely battered M-at-the-end reg Reanult 4. Kids were always asking him "Sir, sir, why don't you but a new car, yours is shit?!, to which he'd reply "I'm trying to bring down the capitalist system on my own".
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 17:09, More)
Mr Travis
My GCSE English teacher, Mr Travis, drove an extremely battered M-at-the-end reg Reanult 4. Kids were always asking him "Sir, sir, why don't you but a new car, yours is shit?!, to which he'd reply "I'm trying to bring down the capitalist system on my own".
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 17:09, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Pervy PE Teachers
Are all P.E teachers nonces? Ours, Mr Mitchell, to check that all the boys had had showers after PE, would come round to see see if your towel was wet. Rather than just picking it up though, he would rub his face in it. So we used to wipe our arses on our towels. Serves him right, fucking nonce.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 12:04, More)
Pervy PE Teachers
Are all P.E teachers nonces? Ours, Mr Mitchell, to check that all the boys had had showers after PE, would come round to see see if your towel was wet. Rather than just picking it up though, he would rub his face in it. So we used to wipe our arses on our towels. Serves him right, fucking nonce.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 12:04, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Mr Mason the cat shagger
My form tutor Mr Mason was a born again christian (and a complete cunt). He used to bring in a walkman and a loudspeaker and play hymns during registration. Cunt. On my second day at secondary school I entered the boys toilets in teaching block one (called the 'Bat Cave'???) to find a huge mural in permanent market covering the back wall describing in great detail what Mr Mason did to little kittens. I think the rumor may have started because he had poster on his classroom wall of 2 cats sitting on the piano. Kids are cruel. mr Mason was a cunt. And he shagged cats for defo. Ask anyone who attended Waltham Toll Bar between 1989 and 1994.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 17:15, More)
Mr Mason the cat shagger
My form tutor Mr Mason was a born again christian (and a complete cunt). He used to bring in a walkman and a loudspeaker and play hymns during registration. Cunt. On my second day at secondary school I entered the boys toilets in teaching block one (called the 'Bat Cave'???) to find a huge mural in permanent market covering the back wall describing in great detail what Mr Mason did to little kittens. I think the rumor may have started because he had poster on his classroom wall of 2 cats sitting on the piano. Kids are cruel. mr Mason was a cunt. And he shagged cats for defo. Ask anyone who attended Waltham Toll Bar between 1989 and 1994.
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 17:15, More)