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» Losing Your Virginity
whoah lordy,
I lost my virginity in a church. To make matters worse, it was the same church as the one I got married in, some 18 years later.
Actually, if we're gonna split hairs, it was the hall adjoining the church.
When me and mrs lordoftinyflies went to see the vicar to discuss all the pre-nup stuff he took us to the church hall.
I spent the whole meeting nudging my wife-to-be whenever the vicar's back was turned, and whispering things like "it was over there, on the floor under that window."
edit: here's a link to a lovely watercolour of said church.
www.findachurch.co.uk/churches/nz/nz26/stgeorge/
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 17:42, More)
whoah lordy,
I lost my virginity in a church. To make matters worse, it was the same church as the one I got married in, some 18 years later.
Actually, if we're gonna split hairs, it was the hall adjoining the church.
When me and mrs lordoftinyflies went to see the vicar to discuss all the pre-nup stuff he took us to the church hall.
I spent the whole meeting nudging my wife-to-be whenever the vicar's back was turned, and whispering things like "it was over there, on the floor under that window."
edit: here's a link to a lovely watercolour of said church.
www.findachurch.co.uk/churches/nz/nz26/stgeorge/
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 17:42, More)
» Have you ever paid for sex?
we ALL pay one way
edit: No is the best answer, upon reflection...
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 17:38, More)
we ALL pay one way
edit: No is the best answer, upon reflection...
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 17:38, More)
» Claims to Fame
Claims to Fame
Malcolm McDonald AKA 'Supermac' of Newcastle and Arsenal fame, once phoned me up, pissed out of his face, and threatened to come and kick my heed in for dissing his 'bird.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 23:04, More)
Claims to Fame
Malcolm McDonald AKA 'Supermac' of Newcastle and Arsenal fame, once phoned me up, pissed out of his face, and threatened to come and kick my heed in for dissing his 'bird.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 23:04, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
You're a moviestar baby
This is about as tenuous as it gets!
About two years ago, a mate of mine was filming a piece for the South Bank Show,to accompany a piece about a poet who'd updated the 'this is the night train crossing the border' poem about trains.
Him and his girlfriend had to act the part of geordies out on the drink.
I sent him a text advising him to steal the camera when they weren't looking.
Two months later, there's my mate on the show, pretending to be drunk, looking at his phone and saying 'I've just got a text from Skotty.'
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 13:00, More)
You're a moviestar baby
This is about as tenuous as it gets!
About two years ago, a mate of mine was filming a piece for the South Bank Show,to accompany a piece about a poet who'd updated the 'this is the night train crossing the border' poem about trains.
Him and his girlfriend had to act the part of geordies out on the drink.
I sent him a text advising him to steal the camera when they weren't looking.
Two months later, there's my mate on the show, pretending to be drunk, looking at his phone and saying 'I've just got a text from Skotty.'
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 13:00, More)