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» My computer gave away my secrets

Norton caught me out
There I was, weekend without parents, on their computer. Perfect time for a wank. Of course i'd delete internet cookies, history and pictures after. I wasn't STUPID. So I googled "Anthea Turner naked", no idea, but i had a fantasy of her wearing just a t-shirt.

Only about 2 weeks later to find out that the Norton firewall ALSO keeps a history, and also finding my parents always looked at the history on it.

They never mentioned anything, which I think is the scariest bit about it.
(Sat 11th Feb 2006, 22:34, More)

» Out of my depth

stupidity..
After a night out in St All-bums, On the train back, get talking to some girls opposite, and in the reasonably drunk state decide i'll go with them into london for clubbing. It's fine until they meet their friends there, (i know NO-body), who decide to drive to leicester square. Now being 7 people and one car, i ended up in the boot, (this was a completely shut off boot, i.e, no escape), and driving around.. Only for the police to stop them for having 4 people in the back seat.. Somehow they never opened to the boot, don't go off with strange women now ..
(Wed 20th Oct 2004, 16:09, More)

» Jobsworths

Uni Library
My university library is filled with nazi jobsworths..especially the security staff.

I've been going there for 3 years, and when I forget my ID i'm rejected, even though I stand out as I'm practically the only white guy on my campus.

Then they give you bollocks about plugging your laptop into the power supply (some crap about them not being insured).

Work's no better, (a manager who'll check store videos of her days off to make sure no-one went on a fag breaks)

Cunts
(Thu 12th May 2005, 19:07, More)

» Claims to Fame

claim??
If this counts, I went to school with a rather weird guy who was in my class, few years later, i'm told from one of my old classmates to look at the news, inside was the weird kid's mugshot after being arrested in a paedophilia sting..idiot tried to "buy a 9 year old" for sex in a hotel, he offered her beanie babies though..He was front page on the sun, under the headline "CRAZY!!"
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 13:37, More)