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» Your Weirdest Teacher
Biogeography
I used to have a really 'strange' Biology teacher , nick name 'Tufty' (god knows why !)he once theatrically stormed into the class from his office at the back of the class (this is how he started all lessons) and threw a tranparency onto the OHP...a diagram of a disected frog ? not on your life !
He had put an architects drawing of a complex motorway intersection. "You have one hour to work out what is wrong with this diagram !" he belowed before storming back into his office and slamming the door. We of course pissed ourselves laughing and spent the hour doing sod all and playing with the bunsen burners etc.
Exactly an hour later, he flew out of the office and demanded that "one of you imbeciles" tell him what the error on the diagram was. We all sat in stunned silence with mouths agog. It dawned on him that the answer was not forthcoming and he turned bright red (another of his spectacular habits) a shouted at us "You are all a bunch of retards ! Surely any idiot can tell that this slip road (points to the drawing) doesn't actually join the main carriageway!!!" he stormed theatrically back to his office, declaring we would never amount to anything before slamming the door with some gusto...
20 years later, I am still stunned.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 18:21, More)
Biogeography
I used to have a really 'strange' Biology teacher , nick name 'Tufty' (god knows why !)he once theatrically stormed into the class from his office at the back of the class (this is how he started all lessons) and threw a tranparency onto the OHP...a diagram of a disected frog ? not on your life !
He had put an architects drawing of a complex motorway intersection. "You have one hour to work out what is wrong with this diagram !" he belowed before storming back into his office and slamming the door. We of course pissed ourselves laughing and spent the hour doing sod all and playing with the bunsen burners etc.
Exactly an hour later, he flew out of the office and demanded that "one of you imbeciles" tell him what the error on the diagram was. We all sat in stunned silence with mouths agog. It dawned on him that the answer was not forthcoming and he turned bright red (another of his spectacular habits) a shouted at us "You are all a bunch of retards ! Surely any idiot can tell that this slip road (points to the drawing) doesn't actually join the main carriageway!!!" he stormed theatrically back to his office, declaring we would never amount to anything before slamming the door with some gusto...
20 years later, I am still stunned.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 18:21, More)
» The worst sex I ever had
Dont know what you mean...
A second class fuck is better than a first class wank !
(Tue 19th Jun 2007, 10:40, More)
Dont know what you mean...
A second class fuck is better than a first class wank !
(Tue 19th Jun 2007, 10:40, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Apart from the women (oh the women !)
turning left instead of right, sodding one way system...
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 11:41, More)
Apart from the women (oh the women !)
turning left instead of right, sodding one way system...
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 11:41, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Swervy
We've got a mate called Pete The Swerve, why ? cos he's a swerving cunt !
(Sat 20th May 2006, 19:32, More)
Swervy
We've got a mate called Pete The Swerve, why ? cos he's a swerving cunt !
(Sat 20th May 2006, 19:32, More)
» Out of my depth
Job Interview
I recently applied for a job, where part of the application process consisted of an on-line numerical reasoning test. Now I'm not the worlds greatest mathematician (understated !)so I happen to enlist the help of a number crunching Guru I sit next to at work. Success followed ! I was invited to the second part of the interview, where we were all congratulated on our performance - it was apparently a VERY hard test. Now, just to make sure we hadn't cheated, the first part of the interview consisted of some more numeric reasoning. By this time I felt sick, I was beginning to sweat profusely and could feel myself going Royal Mail Red. The *shame* as I headed for the door was almost unbearable - I can still hear the smug arseholes laughing now !
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 15:37, More)
Job Interview
I recently applied for a job, where part of the application process consisted of an on-line numerical reasoning test. Now I'm not the worlds greatest mathematician (understated !)so I happen to enlist the help of a number crunching Guru I sit next to at work. Success followed ! I was invited to the second part of the interview, where we were all congratulated on our performance - it was apparently a VERY hard test. Now, just to make sure we hadn't cheated, the first part of the interview consisted of some more numeric reasoning. By this time I felt sick, I was beginning to sweat profusely and could feel myself going Royal Mail Red. The *shame* as I headed for the door was almost unbearable - I can still hear the smug arseholes laughing now !
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 15:37, More)