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That be me, I don't just walk about like that for the sake of it...I actually play the bagpipes.

I get to get drunk a lot because of that!

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» Being told off as an adult

I ddin't see the problem
I once posted this picture on a website, it has a talk area, a picture area and a link area and is great for killing time.. It was fairly simple as I lacked the skills of some others who frequented it. Basically it was a bunny being held in the air with some text I had added under it...going in line with the lolcat craze which had exploded.

"Fine and dandy" I thought "made a wee contribution, something I rarely do."

But oh no...because of that I was a cunt, some guy claimed he had my mum, apparently I touched ham or some kind of meat and I should have been aborted in a home made manner.

Felt like I was back in school and being bullied by the taller, thinner, more talented, smarter pupiles for my shite lack of anything!

Can't remember the site though!




;-)
(Sun 23rd Sep 2007, 22:41, More)

» Abusing freebies

"Something like this happens only once in a lifetime"
It's not as much the freeness but the lucky circumstances surrounding this that make me still want to cry about 2 weeks later!

T'was a Tuesday. A day of rest for myself from the labours of uni (but when only in 2x2 hours a week most days are) but a group presentation was due for the next day. Being the good guy I am I decide to take the commute into Glasgow anyway and meet up with the rest.

The previous Friday news reached me of Lee Evans playing at the Glasgow SECC. So I decide it would be best to go get tickets as well before meeting the group.

As I walk out the SECC, 120 cash spent I get a text about a cash machine in Glasgow Central station paying out double.

Runs does I to the train, gets it in and am greeted by a big queue. Nonetheless I stand in it (along with 3 other mates who all got the same text) and finally reach the front.

I had taken out 120 on the tickets already so was limited to 180 so plumped for that and got this.



360 lovely pounds.

I put it back into my account after dealing with the presentation and now - about 3 weeks later - nothing has happened and I'm actually beginning to believe I may get to keep it!

So I got a free 180 as I was in Glasgow a day I normally wouldn't, and being about a 10 minutes train ride from the station at the right time. Luck? Or God loving me?

....and I got Lee Evans tickets :-D
(Sat 10th Nov 2007, 8:51, More)

» Failed

My exams....
start on Tuesday and finish on the 19th.

So can I get back to you lot on this?
(Sun 7th Jan 2007, 12:44, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Christ
2 nights ago, was at a party at a mates house. They had cordoned off this area under her stairs by putting up a bed sheet over it, allowing people peace to sleep (or fuck..but don't think it happened).

Anyway, by the end of the night I need a bed. So I go there, am talking to a mate for a while then I decide I need something to cover me, and that sheet would work a treat. So I yanked it off from the stair above me to be met by a large amount of books fallen.

One smacked my chief saluter, by the corner, very quickly. As the red mist from my eyes started to clear I saw what book it was, a small one? Never. The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde.

My mate found it funny, far too funny....bitch.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 14:06, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

PORCH MONKEY
........it's ok, I'm taking it back!
(Mon 26th Nov 2007, 18:05, More)
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