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That be me, I don't just walk about like that for the sake of it...I actually play the bagpipes.

I get to get drunk a lot because of that!

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» Being told off as an adult

I ddin't see the problem
I once posted this picture on a website, it has a talk area, a picture area and a link area and is great for killing time.. It was fairly simple as I lacked the skills of some others who frequented it. Basically it was a bunny being held in the air with some text I had added under it...going in line with the lolcat craze which had exploded.

"Fine and dandy" I thought "made a wee contribution, something I rarely do."

But oh no...because of that I was a cunt, some guy claimed he had my mum, apparently I touched ham or some kind of meat and I should have been aborted in a home made manner.

Felt like I was back in school and being bullied by the taller, thinner, more talented, smarter pupiles for my shite lack of anything!

Can't remember the site though!

(Sun 23rd Sep 2007, 22:41, More)

» Abusing freebies

"Something like this happens only once in a lifetime"
It's not as much the freeness but the lucky circumstances surrounding this that make me still want to cry about 2 weeks later!

T'was a Tuesday. A day of rest for myself from the labours of uni (but when only in 2x2 hours a week most days are) but a group presentation was due for the next day. Being the good guy I am I decide to take the commute into Glasgow anyway and meet up with the rest.

The previous Friday news reached me of Lee Evans playing at the Glasgow SECC. So I decide it would be best to go get tickets as well before meeting the group.

As I walk out the SECC, 120 cash spent I get a text about a cash machine in Glasgow Central station paying out double.

Runs does I to the train, gets it in and am greeted by a big queue. Nonetheless I stand in it (along with 3 other mates who all got the same text) and finally reach the front.

I had taken out 120 on the tickets already so was limited to 180 so plumped for that and got this.

360 lovely pounds.

I put it back into my account after dealing with the presentation and now - about 3 weeks later - nothing has happened and I'm actually beginning to believe I may get to keep it!

So I got a free 180 as I was in Glasgow a day I normally wouldn't, and being about a 10 minutes train ride from the station at the right time. Luck? Or God loving me?

....and I got Lee Evans tickets :-D
(Sat 10th Nov 2007, 8:51, More)

» Failed

My exams....
start on Tuesday and finish on the 19th.

So can I get back to you lot on this?
(Sun 7th Jan 2007, 12:44, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

2 nights ago, was at a party at a mates house. They had cordoned off this area under her stairs by putting up a bed sheet over it, allowing people peace to sleep (or fuck..but don't think it happened).

Anyway, by the end of the night I need a bed. So I go there, am talking to a mate for a while then I decide I need something to cover me, and that sheet would work a treat. So I yanked it off from the stair above me to be met by a large amount of books fallen.

One smacked my chief saluter, by the corner, very quickly. As the red mist from my eyes started to clear I saw what book it was, a small one? Never. The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde.

My mate found it funny, far too funny....bitch.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 14:06, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

PORCH MONKEY's ok, I'm taking it back!
(Mon 26th Nov 2007, 18:05, More)
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