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» That's when I knew it was over...
My bro knew that his relationship was over and he wasn't going to lose it when...
It was Valentines day 1997, my brother and i(twins) were 15. My mother was away and my bro wanted me out of the house so he could lay on some food, wine, slow music, cheep flowers etc for his chav of a girlfriend in the hope that she would finally give it up (instead of asking to drink his decanted seed...weired)I say 'no problem' and arrange to stay at a friends for the night.
Unfortunetly for my bro, this fell through at the last minute and put a spanner in the works on his big night. He was really pissed at me but i managed to convince him of a way that the situation could work out for everyone.
Having a large fitted wardrobe in the room that we shared we agreed that i could empty out the bottom and set up a temporary residence (inc bed, TV, PS1...)It really wasnt that big..
While he was wining and dining his gf i was playing X-Men children of the atom in the closet(completeing it for the first time!) ...watching TV etc. I eventually fall asleep only to be woken by his topless girlfriend obviously in search of a t-shirt in the darkened wardrobe. I start to laugh, she looks down at me and starts to scream...and cry.
My bro never managed to get laid that night, and his gf never came back.
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(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
My bro knew that his relationship was over and he wasn't going to lose it when...
It was Valentines day 1997, my brother and i(twins) were 15. My mother was away and my bro wanted me out of the house so he could lay on some food, wine, slow music, cheep flowers etc for his chav of a girlfriend in the hope that she would finally give it up (instead of asking to drink his decanted seed...weired)I say 'no problem' and arrange to stay at a friends for the night.
Unfortunetly for my bro, this fell through at the last minute and put a spanner in the works on his big night. He was really pissed at me but i managed to convince him of a way that the situation could work out for everyone.
Having a large fitted wardrobe in the room that we shared we agreed that i could empty out the bottom and set up a temporary residence (inc bed, TV, PS1...)It really wasnt that big..
While he was wining and dining his gf i was playing X-Men children of the atom in the closet(completeing it for the first time!) ...watching TV etc. I eventually fall asleep only to be woken by his topless girlfriend obviously in search of a t-shirt in the darkened wardrobe. I start to laugh, she looks down at me and starts to scream...and cry.
My bro never managed to get laid that night, and his gf never came back.
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(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 16:11, More)
» Weird Traditions
traditional...
My favorite tradition is reading the paper on the tube...upside down with eye holes cut in it.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 15:50, More)
traditional...
My favorite tradition is reading the paper on the tube...upside down with eye holes cut in it.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 15:50, More)
» Misunderstood
Catalan confusion
On a 6th form trip around five years ago, some friends and i arrived back at our grotty hotel rather late and rather worse-for-wear. On our way to our room we bumped into the hotel manger (short, fat, sweaty). He turns to us, smiles and exclaims in a loud voice 'LONDON GAYS!' we paused, gob smacked and asked him to clarify. He approached, put his hand on my mates shoulder and continued 'yeeesss you are london gays no?' At this point one of my co-conspirators started to get offended and demanded an explanation.
It turned out he meant London guys. HILARIOUS!!!!
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 13:15, More)
Catalan confusion
On a 6th form trip around five years ago, some friends and i arrived back at our grotty hotel rather late and rather worse-for-wear. On our way to our room we bumped into the hotel manger (short, fat, sweaty). He turns to us, smiles and exclaims in a loud voice 'LONDON GAYS!' we paused, gob smacked and asked him to clarify. He approached, put his hand on my mates shoulder and continued 'yeeesss you are london gays no?' At this point one of my co-conspirators started to get offended and demanded an explanation.
It turned out he meant London guys. HILARIOUS!!!!
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 13:15, More)
» The Police
Police
The Police are just like the vast majority of the population,
Small-minded sadistic twunts.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 17:27, More)
Police
The Police are just like the vast majority of the population,
Small-minded sadistic twunts.
(Thu 22nd Sep 2005, 17:27, More)
» Weird Traditions
Traditions
A mate of mine, lets call him Eric, replies to every question you ask him by proclaiming 'Time you got a watch'. eg
Q 'How you doing Eric'
Ans 'Time you got a watch'
Never seemed to harm his social life...weird.
P.s. dont know if this strictly counts as a tradition, QOTW should have been based on recounting friends' eccentricites...
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 12:12, More)
Traditions
A mate of mine, lets call him Eric, replies to every question you ask him by proclaiming 'Time you got a watch'. eg
Q 'How you doing Eric'
Ans 'Time you got a watch'
Never seemed to harm his social life...weird.
P.s. dont know if this strictly counts as a tradition, QOTW should have been based on recounting friends' eccentricites...
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 12:12, More)